"Anyone know the age of consent in Indiana?" tinyurl.com/3tvppjv #Colts #KerryCollins

tinyurl.com/3pougud. Oh no!!! They're going to go outside!!!

I guess it's safe to pee in the pool...tinyurl.com/3w8t9ee

If you're poor, come join us for our new improv workshop. It's called "Improverished" and it only costs half a can of sardines. #improvpuns

"I may be retired from football [hiccup], but I'll never retire from kickin' ass!" - Kerry Collins