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It’s priced in bro…
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A car needs a face. Tesla’s look like gimps from the front on view. Elon needs some Italian design inspo.
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I’m on the wrong train…
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If you think $5m capital is not enough for the average person to retire on then you’re prob borderline retarded.
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Brexit single-handedly killed the finance industry in London, which was the growth engine for the whole economy. And we’ve done nothing to take advantage of independence from EU bureaucracy. Brexit has been the worst political decision in modern British history.
Finance has for a long time been the driving force for the UK economy. Latest GDP industry data show GDP in finance and insurance down 12% on its level two years ago and 24% down on 2007. I knew the City was having problems but hadn't focused on the scale of the decline!
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Yes, if you become an investor instead of an alcoholic, you are likely to be richer. “Dont become an alcoholic” is not an elusive bit of wisdom. Why someone becomes an alcoholic is the deeper question.
If an alcoholic invested €10/day in Heineken instead of drinking beer (since 1995)
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wtf drinks 5 cups of coffee a day? My max is 2x flat white (they’re double shots). “The biggest benefit was seen at 5 or more cups per day.”
People who drank more coffee had less body fat, less visceral fat, and more lean mass than less-frequent or non-drinkers. The biggest benefit was seen at 5 or more cups per day. And for men, every extra cup per day was associated with a ~10 ng/dL higher total testosterone. Higher coffee intake was also associated with better glucose and insulin regulation in men. This was an observational study, but mechanistic and experimental evidence actually supports coffee's benefits on metabolic and hormonal health. I'm willing to believe there's a real link here rather than draw a conclusion such as "coffee drinkers live healthier lives in general."
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“Creativity” won’t save you from Ai. bc for the most part creativity is fringe, esoteric, & repels the vast majority of people. It’s not commercially viable. All creative industry output follows trends where everybody does a variation of the same thing, until the next thing.
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time to start afresh 🙏 ☺️
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It’s a good thing that nation states are waking up to the fact that they need to make stuff themselves. Better for society overall.
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“Yooo, are you post-economic?”
Oli London
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All stupidity shall be overlooked if it enables further centralised control. Once ideologues get power they simply cannot admit any wrongdoing. Socialists, capitalists, anarchists, libertarians… they all wave away externalities so long as they stay in control.
Aren’t leftists simply cute? They introduced rent caps in Berlin and were seriously surprised that the number of apartments available for rent immediately dropped by 60%. Who would have thought that a capped price would reduce rental supply, right? Now the same geniuses talk about nationalizing apartments. Then they will be surprised again that nobody will build apartments in Berlin anymore. Why build real estate if it will be taken away from you? Anyone with even the most basic understanding of economics knows that this is how things work. How can the left be so ignorant?
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If you have to ask… 😅
Replying to @ryancduff
Dare I ask what "post economic" means?
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When money leaves London for a country in a war zone, you know you’ve got problems.
This is what capital flight looks like 👇 “An investment firm for one of Saudi Arabia’s richest families is relocating from London to Dubai, according to people familiar with the matter, the latest example of private wealth outflows from the UK to the Gulf despite heightened uncertainty from the Iran war.” bloomberg.com/news/articles/…
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Effective altruism’s justification for being arseholes now is that they benefit unknown trillions of future humans and simulated beings who don’t exist, and may never exist. If you think that sounds retarded, I actually read all of it.
>be me >discover effective altruism >apparently normal charity is inefficient >why donate to random sad thing when spreadsheet can tell you optimal sad thing >fair enough >buy mosquito nets >save lives >numbers look good >feel powerful >couple years later >someone asks an innocent question >why only count people alive today >huh >future people matter too >obviously >my grandchildren shouldn't matter less just because they haven't spawned yet >reasonable.jpg >keep following logic >what about their grandchildren >also yes >what about people in 500 years >sure >5000 years >why not >500 million years >starting to get weird but morality is morality >open calculator >humanity could survive for an astronomically long time >could colonize galaxy >could have trillions upon trillions of descendants >maybe digital people too >maybe simulated civilizations >maybe dyson spheres full of happy uploaded minds >calculator starts smoking >realize currently living humans are rounding error >8 billion people suddenly looking extremely beta >future contains potentially 10^something people >can't even fit beneficiaries in google sheets >new moral priority unlocked >protect the long-term future >stop thinking in units of "people helped" >start thinking in "fraction of cosmic endowment preserved" >malaria? >terrible >but only kills existing humans >AI extinction could delete the entire light cone >nuclear war could permanently derail civilization >bad institutions could lock in terrible values for ten million years >someone invents wrong constitution in 2140 >quadrillions suffer >better fund governance workshop now >friend says maybe we should improve hospitals >explain opportunity cost >friend says hospitals are full of actual sick people >explain scope sensitivity >friend stops inviting me to dinner >need to decide what to fund >easy >expected value >suppose project has one in a million chance of preventing extinction >sounds tiny >but extinction destroys 10^50 future lives >multiply >mother of god >$10 million project has expected value of several galaxies >charity evaluation complete >someone asks where the one-in-a-million number came from >expert judgement >which expert >us >how calibrated >extremely thoughtfully >reduce estimate to one in ten million to be conservative >still beats curing cancer by 38 orders of magnitude >epistemic robustness achieved >someone says maybe project doesn't work >assign 20% chance >still astronomical >maybe project makes problem worse >assign 5% chance >still astronomical >why 5 >because 30 felt pessimistic >publish 46-page report >contains seventeen sensitivity analyses >every sensitivity analysis begins after assuming intervention has positive sign >critic says you're multiplying enormous hypothetical stakes by extremely uncertain probabilities >yes >that's literally why it's important >critic says the uncertainty might be structural rather than numerical >make probability smaller >critic says no, I mean maybe your model is wrong >make probability smaller again >critic begins rubbing temples >discover AI safety >perfect longtermist cause >AI might kill everyone >or create utopia >or seize galaxy >or tile universe with paperclips >or create billions of conscious software minds >finally a problem with numbers big enough for me >start AI safety nonprofit >mission: prevent dangerous AI >hire smartest people available >smartest people immediately start building better AI to understand dangerous AI >interesting >we must understand capabilities to understand safety >we must scale models to study alignment >we must race ahead so less responsible actors don't get there first >we must deploy systems to learn how deployment can go wrong >we must build the thing quickly because building the thing quickly is dangerous >outsider asks why the people most worried about AI apocalypse all work at AI companies >complicated field >company releases stronger model >very concerned >company begins training even stronger model >extremely concerned >company raises $14 billion >concern reaches unprecedented levels >need to influence government >future is at stake >normal democratic process too slow >politicians don't understand exponential curves >public doesn't understand x-risk >experts must guide them >who counts as expert >people who understand x-risk >who understands x-risk >our friends >someone objects that this seems politically convenient >explain we're representing future generations >future generations unavailable for comment >develop concept of value lock-in >terrifying possibility that one ideology controls civilization forever >therefore extremely important that civilization adopts correct values before lock-in >whose values >let's circle back >begin with impartial morality >end with small group of people deciding what quadrillions of hypothetical beings would want >beautiful arc >meanwhile actual humans keep doing annoying things >voting wrong >having parochial attachments >loving family more than strangers >caring about local community >getting upset when told their suffering is cosmically negligible >evolutionary biases everywhere >explain that moral intuition cannot be trusted >except intuition that future digital people count >and intuition that extinction is uniquely bad >and intuition that our probability estimates are sane >and intuition that our institutional choices improve the future >those intuitions survived peer review >someone donates $5k to local homeless shelter >inefficient >could have funded 0.0000000000003% of an AI governance researcher >think of all the simulated people you just killed >okay maybe don't phrase it that way publicly >PR team says "future generations deserve a voice" >much better >journalist asks what longtermism means >say "future people matter" >everyone agrees >great >journalist asks what follows from that >well technically we should redirect enormous resources toward low-probability interventions affecting astronomical futures >journalist raises eyebrow >return to "future people matter" >motte has entered the chat >critic: of course future people matter >me: glad we agree >critic: I don't agree that your institute knows how to help them >me: why do you hate our grandchildren >eventually notice uncomfortable implication >if future value dominates everything >then helping people today mostly matters through effects on future >education matters because future institutions >health matters because future productivity >democracy matters because future trajectory >human beings slowly become instrumental variables in their own moral philosophy >see starving child >feel compassion >check spreadsheet >child's direct welfare contribution negligible >but perhaps childhood nutrition improves national institutional quality >compassion restored >tell myself this is impartial altruism >one day assistant asks obvious question >"how do you know your intervention actually improves the far future?" >silence >open spreadsheet >increase column width >add confidence interval >assistant asks again >"no, I mean how do you know the sign is positive?" >stare into cosmic light cone >10^50 people staring back >none of them exist >none of them can tell me >none of them can falsify my assumptions >realize I have invented the perfect constituency >infinitely important >completely silent >and always represented by me
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“Ai is gonna destroy humanity.” Yeah, but I’ll own 10% of the IPO.
Made with AI
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Someone explain how she got so far in her profession and politics…
Townhall.com
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It’s all unravelling… If money wasn’t an issue in relationships, this would probably be less of a problem. But there are also the cultural issues leading to both sexes being repelled by each other.
30 million American men are single, up 47% since 2000. This is bigger than a dating problem. It threatens our economy, our traditional family structure, and our nation’s happiness. America’s future depends on strong families!
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I no longer buy Nutella. Order directly from hazelnut farmers in Barolo, Italy 🇮🇹 Dark chocolate. 1 box every 2 years and I’m set.
Replying to @TipOfTheBanana
It's hilarious that the label says "hazelnut spread with cocoa" when it's a sugar and oil spread with hazelnuts
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I agree in principle. Bitcoin makes the most sense for Ai. In practice, I can see stablecoin cos developing advanced payment tools for agentic use far sooner than Bitcoin cos.
The world is vastly underestimating AI agents’ appetite for Bitcoin. Borderless intelligence needs permissionless money. Unlimited agents. Only 21 million bitcoin.
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Ai at currentintelligence can do 99% of commercial tasks. They need to focus on reliability, predictability, and efficiency so users can confidently learn to use and deploy. atm they’re great until they’re not, which could be any random moment, even without model changes.
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