Benjamin Netanyahu parody account. I'm, the master of political acrobatics but not X suspensions. Backup: @GoyFunkYourself. Team @RadioWatermelon

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SONG OF THE SUMMER !!! I count on everyone to share this modern summer classic. In addition to being a gem to the eyes and ears, it also pays tribute to my amazing military farces. Thank you for your support! tiktok.com/@bnetanyahoo/vide…
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🍉Thank you, Raido, for the watermelon. I pray to God that my son recovers as soon as possible.🍉🥺🙏
🚨Low donations - Only raised🚨 Newly #VerifiedByRadioWatermelon today chuffed.org/project/please-h… The last donation was 5 days ago Please donate and share They Can’t Wait Help Feed Gaza Today Yahya Fadel Mohammed, 24, is a university student and the father of two young children, Fadel and Yasmina, both under 3 years old. Originally from northern Gaza, Yahya and his family of four have been displaced more than 11 times and now live in an old tent on rented land that costs around $135 a month. His 3-year-old son Fadel has suffered severe damage to his auditory nerves from the intense bombing and has lost around 80% of his hearing; doctors say he needs a cochlear implant as soon as possible to prevent further hearing loss and give him a chance to develop speech. The surgery is estimated to cost $1,000, while other hearing treatments and devices may cost between $3,500 and $4,000 and are only available through private clinics. Yahya previously worked as a barber, but lost his job when the genocide began and now tries to support his family by cutting hair with limited tools and no electricity. He also wants to finish his ICT degree but needs a laptop and university fees, which cost around $1,000 for a year. In their current area, there is no soup kitchen or regular drinking-water distribution, so the family must buy food and water or walk long distances to collect drinking water, while the available water is often salty. Yahya is seeking help with Fadel’s treatment, their rent and basic needs, and the costs of continuing his education.
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I am Shaimaa, a mother of four children. I used to live beautiful days with my husband and dream of a safe future for my children, but the war destroyed our home, our lives, and our dreams. My husband was injured, we lost our home and our beautiful town, and now we live in a fragile tent made of torn cloth. Winter is approaching, and my children are suffering from hunger. My youngest daughter, Tahiya, is sick with a bladder infection and urgently needs treatment costing $500. I cannot afford it. Please don't leave us alone. Help us with whatever you can. Even a small donation could help Tahiya get the treatment she needs and ease my children's suffering. 🙏chuffed.org/project/177116-i…
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Speaker #1 Saniora Mahmoud @mdzyz438331 Saniora Mahmoud, 28 years old, and her husband Ahmed Mahmoud are a family of six living in a tent in Gaza after their home was completely destroyed. Since the beginning of the genocide they have been forced to evacuate more than twenty times. They have four young children: Eline, who is 7 years old, Mira, who is 5 years old and suffered extensive burns on her legs in a fire and gas incident, Mayar, who is 2 years old, and Muhammed, who is an infant. Ahmed was injured by shrapnel to his shoulder and abdomen at the same time as Mira, leaving him unable to work. Saniora, who had surgery to remove a head tumor shortly before the genocide, can no longer access or afford the medication and medical check-ups she needs. The family has no income and relies entirely on donations. Their infant son Muhammed is suffering from severe malnutrition because of shortages of food and formula, while Mayar lacks diapers, milk, and proper nutrition. All the children have developed skin rashes and other health problems due to the lack of clean water. With winter approaching, they have no blankets or warm clothing. The family is raising funds to cover basic needs, medical care for Saniora, Ahmed, and Mira, nutrition for the children, and safer shelter. chuffed.org/project/178003-g…
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(psst ... October 7th Radio Watermelon space happening now) x.com/i/spaces/1qxoNYRYXBQJv
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Happy October 7th!!! The greatest use of the Cannibal Directive ever!
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Please help Mohammad [@mmdlq12], who lives with his wife and their 3 young children in a tent. Mohammad has a stomach injury that requires monthly medication, he struggles to secure food, and the children need winter clothes. Donate or share, link in bio! 🙏 Verified by 📻 🍉
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We will hit all addresses between 1700 and 1799 just to be safe. We want to make sure the nuclear threat is completely eliminated. Thank you for informing us. Please escape via the tunnels under the nearest synagogue. There will be a group of 8 to 10 year olds there to guide you.
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Please help Heba and her family of 7, including an infant. They rely on donations for all basic necessities, including study fees and supplies. Help her buy a calculator for her studies! Donate or share! 🙏 #VerifiedByRadioWatermelon
Friends, I urgently need to buy a calculator. I only need $35 including withdrawal fees. Please donate and share chuffed.org/project/180795-h…
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In movies, horror is just acting, and the scene ends with “Cut”… But in Gaza, the horror is real, and we live it every day. No one can stop the scene. 💔🥀 Mahmoud’s wife ❤️
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Speaker #3 Om Malek @Ommalekmu81 Om Malek, is 45 and lives with her husband and three sons in Gaza after being displaced four times. Their home in Rafah was destroyed, and they are now living in a small, damaged rented home, paying $400 a month. Her husband is paralyzed from a disc herniation and needs an operation that cannot be performed in Gaza, with treatment outside Gaza expected to cost at least $2,500, but the family is still far from being able to evacuate him. Their eldest son, Malek, 18, has completed high school and hopes to study medicine, but registering for university and securing a place will cost $150. He also suffers from excess electrical activity in the brain, requires around $250 worth of medication each month, and is occasionally hospitalized with pneumonia after inhaling poisonous smoke. Her second son, 17, is in his final year of high school and needs both school enrollment and private tutoring, which costs about $100 per month. Her youngest, Mohammed, is 8 and remains deeply frightened by the situation, and Om Malek has not yet been able to enroll him in school. The family has no access to a soup kitchen, while drinking water is distributed only once a week and is often unclean; Om Malek has developed kidney problems and kidney stones, as well as a fractured right shoulder that may require physiotherapy or an implant. They also struggle with heat, pollution, insects, rodents, food shortages, and the cost of basic necessities, while donations are currently their only source of income. They are asking for support to cover rent, food, clean water, medical treatment, and their children's education. chuffed.org/project/189054-s…
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Replying to @shamsibrah26071
Speaker #2 Umm Karim @em_kaream Umm Karim, 31, is a widowed mother of three living with her children in a damaged tent among the ruins of Gaza after their home and neighborhood in North Gaza were destroyed. Since their displacement, the family has moved more than 30 times and lost nearly all of their belongings. Her husband was martyred at home, and both Umm Karim and one of her sons were injured by shrapnel. She later gave birth to her son Karim while living in a tent. With no stable source of income, the family relies on donations to cover daily needs, including food, clean water, medical care, milk, diapers, and basic necessities. Umm Karim lives with ongoing health problems, including heart-related illness and pain linked to her injuries and trauma, and requires medication costing around $100 each month, though she often prioritizes feeding her children instead. She also shares that one of her children is injured, another is still an infant, and she is caring for orphans while trying to support her family alone. Her tent has been damaged by wind, and she is seeking help due to the limitations faced by people in Gaza. chuffed.org/project/180931-h…
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Speaker #1 Shams Ibrahim @shamsibrah26071 Shams Ibrahim, a 25-year-old single woman from Gaza, currently lives in a tent in Al Mawasi with her two brothers, aged 18 and 29, for whom she serves as the sole provider and caregiver. Since their home was destroyed, the family has endured nine displacements, moving through shelters in schools, tents in Rafah and Khan Younis, Al Qarara, and other locations before settling temporarily in a small room lacking a door, window, kitchen, or bathroom. Her 18-year-old brother suffers from asthma but has no access to a nebulizer or necessary medications, while her 29-year-old brother sustained severe shrapnel wounds to his abdomen in a bombardment in December 2024; his wife and children were evacuated to Turkey for treatment. Their parents are in Egypt, where their father is receiving medical care for injuries from an Israeli missile strike. With no income or employment available, Shams depends entirely on donations to secure food, clean water, medical supplies, hygiene items, clothing, and basic shelter needs for herself and her injured brothers amid extremely challenging and unsanitary conditions that have caused health issues such as rashes from pollution and filth. chuffed.org/project/shams-ib…
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Gaza still needs you because YOUR government doesn't care about justice for the Palestinians. See you in our space. x.com/i/spaces/1RKjpbvzyDZJw
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🚨Still $300 needed voor little Nisreen!🚨
🚨Medical emergency, low donations, $300 needed‼️ Please help Amani [@AmaniAlMasry90], a married mother of 8 children. Her daughter Nisreen has been admitted in the hospital and needs urgent surgery costing $300! Amani was verified by 📻 🍉 Donate or share, link in bio! 🙏
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I'm a new mother, and 17 days ago God blessed me with my baby boy, whom I named Fares ❤️. Fares is still in his early days, and I'm trying my best to provide him with diapers and milk, but my circumstances are very difficult, and I haven't received anything for about four weeks🥺
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War is a curse for civilians and a gain for politicians. Our suffering is summed up in this photo, while their gains can be seen in their bank accounts as they stay in the most luxurious hotels in the world. We are not begging. Our circumstances have forced us to ask for help🌷
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(psst ... Majd, 10, saw his mother, twin sister, grandmother and 9 other family members martyred in the bombing the also buried him and his father under the rubble. Please help him any way you can. Speaker #2 on the latest @RadioWatermelon space. #VerifiedByRadioWatermelon)
We lost everything in the war on Gaza; please, my friends, help us. chuffed.org/project/jihad-fa…
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Speaker #1 Samah A-Masri @samahalmas88098 Samah A-Masri is 21 years old and from Beit Hanoun in northern Gaza. She is married, and she and her husband are currently unemployed, living in a school classroom with 11 other people, including her husband’s parents. Samah has been displaced eight times, four times with her parents before her marriage and four times with her husband since they married during the genocide. She studies Social Work at the University of Palestine after previously studying Media and Information Technology, and she completed her first year with an average of 96.7%, but she needs $650 per semester to register for her second year, which she cannot currently afford. Samah suffers from malnutrition and severe anemia and has lost three pregnancies; after her first pregnancy, her weight fell below 40 kilograms and she required four months of treatment. She also needs medical tests to determine the cause of her condition and has struggled to eat properly. In early September 2026, she was burned on the hand when a pot of boiling lentils broke while she was cooking over a fire, and she now needs creams and ointments for the injury and scarring. She is also dealing with severe dental pain: two damaged teeth need urgent treatment and a baby canine requires orthodontic work, with the full treatment estimated at $2,600. She was only able to afford treatment for one tooth at $600, but a needle broke during the procedure and remains stuck inside the tooth, leaving her with ongoing pain that affects her sleep and ability to eat. The family lives in a remote area without access to a soup kitchen or other aid, and even water distributions do not reach them, so they have to walk long distances to collect water and buy most of their food and water themselves. Samah hopes to continue her education and eventually use her social work degree to support her community, but for now she is trying to manage her health, education costs, and daily needs. chuffed.org/project/172462-b…
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Happening now ... Come and do some good for the people in Gaza who only deserve the best.
We look forward to seeing you all in our upcoming Wednesday space. 🇵🇸 x.com/i/spaces/1MJgNbqpeOWGL
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