is this thing on? go birds. nfl fan. @eatdisco xoxo

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when mom asks you to help bring in groceries from the car
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had a diff hornets one, still good tho
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pretty wild to think about how long you've known certain people on the internet
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GAMEDAY, GOOOOOOOO BIRDS 🦅
buddy
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my dog when i'm having a snack she knows she can't have
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everything in my feed is from like 4 hours ago... where is everyone
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sorry i can't make it i'm watching Twilight (2008) Extended Edition
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that rat bitch jolene did this
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happy anniversary
I AM NOT A FOOTBALL CLUB
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I AM NOT A FOOTBALL CLUB
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LEBRON IS COMING TO PHILLY. By the power vested in me as the Governor of the great Commonwealth of Pennsylvania and a die-hard Sixers fan... I hereby proclaim today to be LEBRON JAMES DAY. Welcome to the City of Brotherly Love, @KingJames.
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nobody: me, in a youtube video i got paid for, circa 2014:
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In high school, my ska band crossed paths with Jarrett Seltzer (bass player for Houston Calls) because he noticed our band and my design work. 20 yrs later, his bagel/pizza shop fed Erling Haaland after Norway beat Brazil, delivered in boxes I designed.
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i present to you: the artemis crew really not wanting to talk to donald trump
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sup
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if @claudeai doesn't talk to you like this, i don't know what to tell you
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maybe she's born with it, maybe it's AI
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proof of life 😇
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people who have decorative books that aren't real books.......... why?
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