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BREAKING: Clowngress has approved direct payments to people.
Eligibility will be determined by the wind.
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Airdropping $CLOWN to every SOL wallet posted below.
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Drop your wallet. 🤡
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Raising taxes on single mums isn’t just “policy.”
It means less money left in already-stretched household budgets.
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LEAKED: Clowngress budget planning meeting.
The budget is gone.
An additional $650 million has been approved to investigate.
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OFFICIAL CLOWNGRESS POLICY:
No bundles.
No manufactured volume.
No insider games.
Organic growth only.
DEX gets paid at $30K MC.
Until then, the committee remains underfunded.
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BREAKING: CLOWNGRESS IS LIVE.
The website is open.
The budget is missing.
The committee has no comment.
Official government business is now underway.
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