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Public issue notice Ca: CL3qDGFL8sz9dNkcgAoqoHrgEvB2Udrki23RxJN1pump
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Budget cuts start tomorrow. Vacation starts today.
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The feeling when you have an unlimited budget.
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BREAKING: Clowngress has approved direct payments to people. Eligibility will be determined by the wind.
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Instead of cutting diesel prices or stopping a war, we invited the Logan brothers to motivate our young recruits. Budget well spent.
Last Thursday, we welcomed Logan and Jake Paul to the Pentagon to meet with our warriors.
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Paying Dex at 30k MC. Ca: CL3qDGFL8sz9dNkcgAoqoHrgEvB2Udrki23RxJN1pump
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Airdropping $CLOWN to every SOL wallet posted below. Like. Follow. Retweet.
 Drop your wallet. 🤡
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Raising taxes on single mums isn’t just “policy.” 
It means less money left in already-stretched household budgets.
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LEAKED: Clowngress budget planning meeting. The budget is gone. An additional $650 million has been approved to investigate.
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OFFICIAL CLOWNGRESS POLICY: No bundles. No manufactured volume. No insider games. Organic growth only. DEX gets paid at $30K MC. Until then, the committee remains underfunded.
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BREAKING: CLOWNGRESS IS LIVE. The website is open. The budget is missing. The committee has no comment. Official government business is now underway. Clowngressman.com
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