"DONT STOP RETWEETING UNTIL WE GET THIS MAN A RECORD DEAL 😩😍🙌🏽🙏🏻😍😍😍"
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my autism isnt trains its GTA IV emergency vehicle configuration
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bro no one is asking for that
“You can kill cops! You can sell drugs! But you can never, under no circumstances, rape!”
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starting to get horny again
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my dreams be so weird i fall asleep frightened every night
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my car battery died today anyways i miss her
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Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary I miss her
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this lady at the dmv was looking so busty
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we was in a mf pandemic meanwhile im just blowing clouds
the country may be in turmoil but i will continue to vape on!!!!
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fuck politics can we go back to just being horny
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aight it’s been a couple years i wanna be delusional and in love again
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nah we can not smoke together i got schizophrenia
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please i need help with my taxes i got my wd-40 already in the mail
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just got out the mental asylum it’s been a min whats good twitter!!!!
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love tax season boutta get paid once my WD-40 come in the mail
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fuck interacting socially im growling at niggas from now on
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if q tips aren’t meant to go in ur ears why it feel so good then
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She said I was the first guy to ever treat her right I’m so cooked
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im not gonna lie last week i stayed up til 6am and ate 17 fruit roll ups in a 2 hour time frame I promise im okay though
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i did mushrooms one time then was scrolling on twitter and everything was so negative and political. shit probably hasn’t changed. anyways stakeout 24/7 is lit
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