hmrc@hmrc

Being very very careful with your personal data, honest

 London
Joined February 2008
Fell asleep at my keyboard after the 2008 budget. Just woken up by current idiots in gov @-ing me. it's 2019 and Twitter is still going! Anything else happen?
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btw I think the best twitter coverage is @mickfealty - good ole slugger
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seems to be going pretty well so far. thank god for laphroaig and ibuprofen.
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ok, my bowels are completely empty and I've thrown up 3 times already. time for a quick bacon sandwich I think - anyone coming to Da House?
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phew - today's the day... (absolutely shitting myself) give.me.more.whiskey.
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god these sums are hard - sorry, I've been away - it's not easy running the entire economy of the United Kingdom practically single-handed
just in with a kebab - those nobby styles are killin' in this cold
also reconsiderin' hair tax now iv seen wot @amayfield & @lloyddavis look like irl
walkin off dis hangova in st james's park - den over da Lion for a swiftie just im'd miliband - he's gone home da litew8
lookin' at followers and thinkin' we may do well with a hair tax @toodlepip and @technokitten might have to move to Jersey
tryin' 2 think of good giveaways for March 12 - any ideas twittermates?
being followed by peopel I don't kno - scary. btw still on that anusol hunt ne1?
strugglin' - ne1 got neurofen? (& anusol pls)
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if you iz fiddlin' from liechtenstein, be afraid - we iz onto you http://tinyurl.com/3x4j85
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next time i twitter from the Red Lion, come over the road and get me out...
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ouch my head
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dude, I am totally off my face - ed is trying to fix me up with a drag queen. never drinking southern comfort again
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oh man, pissed again - it's all milliband's fault goin' offline now. oh man!
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in ur Red Lion only having one - honest (yeah I no thats wot i sed last time but for real cos i gots work todo l8r)
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I had a crate of Moldovan Cabernet Sauvignon lass night - twas bitchin'
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