Florida Man

Niceville, FL
how bout you make your way back to my fucking crate and feed me
Making my way across Alaska to reach every village, every voter ✈️
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Not everyone who disagrees with Israel is Hamas. Some are just Americans. A novel concept to you, I know.
Given your long perverse and sleazy record, it’s understandable you identify with Hamas, No Pants.  But nice try, dimwit. ethics.house.gov/committee-r…
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So much to unpack here
My opponent Katy Stout thinks that your children here in Bexar County belong to her. Maybe that’s why she invited your elementary schoolers to drag shows as a teacher? 🤨
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Matt Gaetz retweeted
David Jolly, 2016, on Charlie Crist switching parties: "This was not a matter of conviction for you; it was for political convenience." David Jolly, 2026: ex-Republican, now the Democrat nominee for governor. Couldn't have said it better myself, David.
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Shut up George
Why is she obsessed with showing her tits off? It’s a nice dress it’s just inappropriate. 0( she needs to learn time and place)
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Floridians cannot trust David Jolly.  Whether it’s his plans to make your life more expensive, his complete 180-degree flip-flops on every major issue, or his past lobbying for oil drilling in the Gulf, David Jolly will say or do anything to put himself first. foxnews.com/politics/donalds…
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Matt Gaetz retweeted
I stood with President Trump when it cost me something — one of the very few in Florida, under intense pressure to walk away, and I never wavered. District 39 deserves a Senator with that same backbone: America First, Florida always, no matter who’s pushing back.
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Nick is one of the fine Florida public servants who keep the Sunshine State the envy of the nation.
I never went to college. I went to work — built a company, made payroll, raised a family right here in Pinellas. Now my son Carlo is pulling on a pair of work gloves of his own, training to be an electrician. That's why I fought for millions in trades training and school apprenticeships, and why I've worked to make hands-on experience count as much as a degree. Every kid should get to choose the path that's right for them.
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Where are the environmentalists to condemn this?
A walk-through a homeless camp in a protected green space and waterway in Portland, Oregon.
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You win X today, good sir. 🫡
Live look at Mary Peltola’s yard sign game
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Peltola/Gaetz 2028 “Real Talk for Real America”
Replying to @atrupar
Gaetz: "Why is it that the women with the least likelihood of getting pregnant are the ones most worried about having abortions? Nobody wants to impregnate you if you look like a thumb."
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America Loves the Great Bill Pulte!
As promised, during my time as Director of National Intelligence of the United States and Director of Federal Housing, I have donated my Government Salary to Wounded Veterans, and the total is now $130,598.86 which has been donated. ✅
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This is completely false. AG Blanche has indicted Comey. AG Blanche indicted the SPLC. More coming in FL.
Just got a call. Trump's @AGToddBlanche is the person blocking the investigations of Obama intelligence officials down in Florida. Blanche has moved to shut down those probes. Trump picked the wrong person to run the DOJ again.
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I thought Peltola was boring and useless until I read this. Was this leaked to help Peltola with Alaskan men?
SCOOP: Inside the tumult of Mary Peltola's Senate campaign in Alaska and her time on Capitol Hill. Peltola is known publicly as kind and affable. But aides recall angry outbursts, slurs and a shove. (She also required staff to feed a pet chameleon.) nytimes.com/2026/09/23/us/po…
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This is a wise move by President Trump that reverses high-cost Biden Foolishness. When Congress first voted to sanction Belarus, I voted NO because the dumb war in Ukraine shouldn’t punish our great farmers. Thank you for fixing another Biden error, President Trump!
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Matt Gaetz retweeted
Yesterday David Jolly publicly begged DC for $15 million. Today, their donors are informed they could win with this Toss Up nonsense. The two are highly connected. Never underestimate the ability of the consultant class to turn a fake poll into a narrative into $15 million.
DDHQ shifts Florida governor race to toss-up thehill.com/homenews/campaig…
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Matt Gaetz: None of the above
It’d be great if Republicans weren’t secretly gay and openly jewish, and democrats weren’t openly gay and secretly jewish.
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The exiled press is lying about @JDVance because he is fighting for President Trump and all of us!
This isn’t really what happened—it’s made more sensational because asshat Oliver Darcy is trying to get email signups. It was a press call and JD Vance was talking to dozens of reporters on background. He was not an “anonymous source” leaking to Politico, as the asshat suggests
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For more context, the White House holds regular press briefings to ensure accurate information is provided — but even then the media lies and peddles misinformation. That article was included to highlight the White House going to great lengths to provide important access, only to have it distorted and manipulated by the propagandists in the media.
The anonymous “senior administration official” behind one of the stories the White House cited to justify banning POLITICO was none other than Vice President JD Vance, @oliverdarcy scoops status.news/p/white-house-pr…
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Vote for Byron to lower costs for Florida.
I'm proud to have NFIB's endorsement. When insurance costs go up, small businesses feel it first. My 'Bring Down The Bill' plan will lower premiums, cut red tape, and keep Florida the best state in the nation to start and grow a business.
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