Professional nerd, diver, sometime writer. Submerged in technology and as many oceans as possible

Kissimmee, FL
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Of course it did.
Tesla on autopilot backs into deputy’s vehicle during traffic stop, Florida sheriff says bit.ly/31jYwqE
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Favorite thing. Hm. Boy that’s a question.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, FLORIDA! 🎂 Florida became the 27th state of the United States on this day in 1845. Name your favorite thing about Florida.
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... I only hope it was not... alive?
#Florida couple caught with stolen lamb in pants, seafood in purse, investigators say | Details: at.wftv.com/3uhdfjg
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More Florida problems but perhaps they eat bats?
16-foot python fought off by Florida family on their property bit.ly/3tMEodJ
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Florida problems.
How to gird your Florida home against pregnant bats trying to move in bit.ly/3rIFV2F
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Ah. The urinary tract on the national phallic symbol that is Florida. Interesting choice.
Rep. Sabatini calls for renaming U.S. 27 the Donald J. Trump Highway bit.ly/39bMmol
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(Sigh) 2020.
A Santa Claus became suspended in powerlines after powered parachute accident airlive.net/a-santa-claus-be…
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Florida.
Amid holiday travel concerns, Florida issued a special permit for animal movement — to Santa Claus bit.ly/37K0fti
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Florida.
Florida fruit vendor accused of pointing loaded gun at competitor over sugar cane juice prices at.wftv.com/2VwoIv0
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Florida problems.
WEATHER UPDATE: Florida to feel ‘coldest temperatures of the season.’ Will there be frozen iguanas? trib.al/rGD162Z Via @TweetMichelleM
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Florida.
Florida man accused of stealing I-4 power pole, strapping it to car roof bit.ly/2Kh9yYd
Just an average day in Florida.
VIDEO: Massive alligator spotted roaming Florida golf course wesh.com/article/video-massi…
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Well. Saves a cut I guess?
Manatee grazes on #Florida lawn during Tropical Storm Eta | See more: at.wftv.com/35yqTnT
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