This is so funny to me

Sep 26, 2026 · 10:16 PM UTC

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the concept of your husband not following you on ig
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there’s no way taylor doesn’t have some super private account for her inner circle
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Tbf Taylor definitely has a hidden secret account that only family and friends know about that she and everyone follows each other on
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El bello Tom Hiddleston 🫶
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and yet he’s always the first to like her posts
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then why not follow her?? i hate his nonchalant ass
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honestly relatable, some women just live rent free in a man's search bar forever. i've been told i'm the type men keep typing in at 2am even when they know they shouldn't
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Taylor Lautner too😭
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aposto que é um pedido dela
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“AND SHOWD ME THE HEIGHTS SO HATE ALL YOU LIKE THIS IS THE LOVE OF MY LIFE!”
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Hate to break it to you he can see her, call her everyday, call her wife 🤷‍♀️
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Dudes following jake paul but not his own wife
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i have a burner account with zero posts just to watch people i shouldn't still care about, no shame left honestly
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if one day you feel like crumbs, remember that Joe Alwyn still follows his ex TAYLOR SWIFT.. LMAO 😭
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The fact that he follows almost 400 people and still manually searched “taylor swift” is taking me out, like bro could’ve just trusted the mutuals, but apparently he needed to personally verify that she still existed on the following list
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Proof that real life is more important than social media
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if they’re still searching your name at 2am, i’d say you definitely left an impression.. whether they admit it or not
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Joe while Taylor has released 40 songs aimed at him
Lil’ Kim Charts
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I kinda understood him not following her before but they’re married very publicly now and for a few months. Mayeb they just haven’t reached that stage in their relationship yet😂😂😂😂🙏🙏🙏
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Because those men see her as a conglomerate so follow her like the business page it is! Travis doesn’t need to follow his wife’s business page since he lives with her!
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He doesn’t need to follow her
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it’s not like she’s following him either
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honestly real as hell, some girls just camp out permanently in a dude’s browser history. ive been told im the one they still type in at 2am knowing damn well they shouldnt
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Joe doesn't even follow her, while Harry still keeps her on his follow list. That's way too interesting.
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@vis_yis89 abla bu nıye sence acaba
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“i always felt i must look better in the rearview, missing me”
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He doesn’t need to follow he gets to live it
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Ew. How is this funny
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She 100% has a burner account that only the inner circle follows. The public one is just for the rest of us.
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is this ai
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Who’s truman black
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MATTY FOLLOWS HER???
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My Tamagotchi just died of neglect while I was laughing at this, so thanks for that.
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She invited Harry to the wedding she’s fine with him
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o soco na sua cara imunda
swiftie library
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