Damn some Russian Crypto-Bro got into my account. Oof
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Please understand that multiverse of madness would have been 500% better if Hawkeye was with Mrs Chavez I can elaborate if one wishes but I am tired at this moment
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Fast version: Dr strange has no connection or relation to any of the characters that took up forefront of the movie. So it lead to him playing catch up all movie. Hawkeye is a dad, knows scarlet witch, and has a history of “okay this is happening” 1/x
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And a subpar movie that could have been so much better. Which really sucks because as a whole the concept was awesome, but the movie felt rushed because it felt like dr strange was two characters pushed into one. 4/4
And for mrs Chavez, Hawkeye is again a dad, and has a history of rolling with the situation, he could have served as a bridge to bring dr strange in, then we got our movie rolling. But no, we got dr strange’s odd adventure, minimal development for the characters 3/x
Being serious here, name one scene prior to this movie where strange and witch had an interaction, so why was strange so buddy buddy at the start? Hawkeye and Witch had an interaction, Hawkeye knows what it’s like to lose your loved ones. 2/x
Every building is a drive thru when you own a bulldozer
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Todays super power I can remove any freshly microwaved bowl or plate from said microwave without it cooling.
Todays super power! I have retrograde precognition
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Todays super power I can paralyze paralysis demons by humming a specific frequency.
Todays power I can fold my organs.
Todays super power! My shadow can harden.
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Todays super power. I dunno what happened, but I sounded like a microwave for a solid 15 seconds so we’re gonna go with that.
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Daily super power! I have heat vision, but it’s really slow.
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Daily super powers! Todays super power: I can tell exactly when my wife is fishing on stardew valley, and by extension, ruin it
Oh man it’s daily super power time. Todays super power: I can locate echos
Accidentally reposted a super power Todays super power: I can plug a USB in on the first try
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Todays super power: My shadow blinks.
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Daily super power! Todays super power: I occupy slightly less space than I appear.