These are deep thought I have been collecting for years and frankly, I don't have room for them anymore. Almost all original. Over 800 so far.
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He finally got a cushy job testing sofas for comfort
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Nero fiddled while Rome wasn't built in a day
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If all the raindrops were lemon drops and gum drops, life as we know it will end. #DeepThoughts
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🎵Hush little baby don't say a word. I'm trying to sleep
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Little Jimmy was too short for the roller coaster, so he used a fake ID.
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When Roger decided to buy a split unit, the existing AC in his house thought to himself "I'm not a fan"
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If I had a choice between happiness and a million dollars, I would choose both.
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For years I would stare at my hand waiting for the cellphone to be invented
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Sometimes at the end of a walk, someone will say "I get the bathroom first". Never "I get the broom first". Strange. #deepthoughts
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The joke went over his head and bounced a few times on the other side. #deepthoughts
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What he didn't realize at the time, is that the warranty said 'No backsies'
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Marcus discovered there is such a thing as a free lunch, however it doesn't taste very good
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The last letter of the alphabet on my computer stopped working, so I will discuss at a later time my trip to the animal place, striped mammel exhibit and what happened to my cheese on triangle shaped crust lunch. #deepthoughts
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It was a traveling addiction. To control his gambling problem he would eat. He would smoke to stop the eating and drink to cut down on the smoking. Gambling would replace the drinking. #deepthoughts
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To avoid Superman, he hid behind a lead pencil. Superman just laughed and said, ‘Nice try.’
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He needed to get a key to use the gas station bathroom.
Just like home.
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