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We have a projection. I repeat, we have a projection. Democrats will win the Pennsylvania county that looks like a little boot. pointsincase.com/articles/my…
Because I’m ready for fall, and because I’m definitely not a “loser with zero ambition,” here are some awesome new fall specials created by yours truly. pointsincase.com/articles/th…
The only thing we know for sure is that exactly 12 times a year, we lean back in our chairs and say, “Wow. Hard to believe it’ll be month soon.” pointsincase.com/articles/i-…
You just blindly stumbling through life not afraid to have hair that short and also not even knowing you should be afraid! pointsincase.com/articles/yo…
With eerie accuracy, using nothing but my powerful intuition, I can guess your star players’ first names, last names, and hair color. pointsincase.com/articles/yo…
Fixed an issue where users woke at 3:14 A.M. to review everything embarrassing they said in 2009. Users now wake at 3:15 A.M. pointsincase.com/lists/the-u…
If you're reading this, you are one of the select few that have been invited to Troy's Treehouse Triumph next Saturday, July 24, 1994. pointsincase.com/articles/11…
Due to unprecedented demand from the first grade, Tooth Fairy visits are now released through a timed on-sale, with prices that move in real time. pointsincase.com/articles/du…
Throwing Santa hats on our skulls and candy-cane striped scarves around our cervical vertebrae is an affront to our classical Stanislavski training. pointsincase.com/articles/sk…
If my assistant get an email that she thinks I need to read, I’ll tell her to print it out and read it to me in the voice of the person who wrote it. pointsincase.com/articles/im…
"If I want to talk to someone, I pick up the goddamn phone—then point to it while I’m looking at my assistant. She has learned that this means I need her to call someone for me. She holds the phone to my ear like a shell..." @PointsinCasepointsincase.com/articles/im…
It glistened among the detritus, beckoning to me with its soft, seductive whisper: “Get Zero and Save Money on Interest.” pointsincase.com/articles/i-…
Men’s Restroom: You nudge the rusty aluminum door with your side, lest you touch it with bare hands and develop three different strains of malaria. pointsincase.com/articles/th…