The NBA is back 🏀, and so are the Stokastic Sims.
We played every game tonight 10,000 times. Then we asked the sims the questions you'd ask your group chat.
Here's what they said ⤵️
Flagg's median points drops from 23 to 18, and he gets to 20 in 43% of those games vs 70% of close ones. Win big and he barely moves (24).
The Rockets win by 15+ in 35% of the Sims.
Game changer!
Upload your Fantasy Football matchups into Ask The Sims and it will:
Simulate every player 10,000 times
Tell you who has the advantage
Optimize your lineup
Tough start/sit decisions? Now you can just run those players through the sims to get your answer
FD NBA Cheat Sheet for 10/21
Rookie Cameron Boozer is in a whopping 81.3% of top-150 lineups, and Yaxel Lendeborg is right behind him. So the Sims start with the first-years and build outward from there.
DK NBA Cheat Sheet for First FULL Slate
The Sims want Dennis Schroder far more than the field does, 20.1 points of top-150 exposure above ownership at a price that leaves room for Giannis.
FD NFL Cheat Sheet: First Sims Run of Week 7
C.J. Stroud is the only QB the Sims lean toward pairing with just one pass catcher, while Jared Goff gets stacked two deep in 11.3% of top-150 lineups.
First DK NFL Cheat Sheet for Week 7
Cade Otton is 20.9 points of top-150 exposure above ownership, the widest gap on the slate. Allen and the Dolphins D come next, then the Bucs D and Higbee.
Someone asked the Sims if Victor Wembanyama gets 4+ blocks.
It happened in 48.7% of 10,000 Sims and Kalshi asks 44.7¢, which the page calls good value. Add Under 219.5 and the pair hits 10% more often than the prices imply.
Ask your own, free. Link in the reply.
Wemby takes 35% of his shots at the rim across our 10,000 Sims of Thunder at Spurs, and makes 69% of them. His best shot after that: the corner 3, a 58% effective FG% on just 3% of his shots. Every zone 👇
Spin a Sim of 76ers at Knicks 🎰 We played it 10,000 times:
76ers by 1-5: 12%
76ers by 15+: 9%
Knicks by 1-5: 13%
Knicks by 15+: 20%
Reply with a result and a player (like "76ers close game, Brown") and we'll pull you a Sim from those games, with his line.
Spin a Sim of 76ers at Knicks 🎰 We played it 10,000 times:
76ers by 1-5: 12%
76ers by 15+: 9%
Knicks by 1-5: 13%
Knicks by 15+: 20%
Reply with a result and a player (like "76ers close game, Brown") and we'll pull you a Sim from those games, with his line.