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Valen creator drives 'Golden Spike' to connect new languages with Rust theregister.com/devops/2026/…

Valen creator drives 'Golden Spike' to connect new languages with Rust

An experiment is afoot to sidestep C as the language of interoperability with Rust

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Microsoft cells out, crams multiple values into Excel boxes theregister.com/applications…

Microsoft cells out, crams multiple values into Excel boxes

Once a single-scalar home, spreadsheet cells are being redeveloped to handle many tenants

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Uncle Sam coughs up $1.9B for grid upgrades as datacenters hit a power wall theregister.com/systems/2026…

Uncle Sam coughs up $1.9B for grid upgrades as datacenters hit a power wall

Better conductors and improved sensing capabilities expected to unlock at least 23 gigawatts of additional capacity

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Fake Google Security Team ad says 'no script reading' in voice phishing - then prints the script theregister.com/security/202…

Fake Google Security Team ad says 'no script reading' in voice phishing - then prints the script

More mockery and memes from the Dark Web Roast

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New software dependency validation process increases speeds by 54x theregister.com/software/202…

New software dependency validation process increases speeds by 54x

Overhead reduced by as much as 99.7%

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ShinyHunters tells The Reg: We hacked the FBI to 'protect our business' theregister.com/cyber-crime/…

ShinyHunters tells The Reg: We hacked the FBI to 'protect our business'

Data theft and extortion biz, that is

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Google-backed energy outfit brings 33 MW of 4 GW geothermal potential online in Utah theregister.com/systems/2026…

Google-backed energy outfit brings 33 MW of 4 GW geothermal potential online in Utah

Fervo Energy aims to have 100 MW online by New Year and half a gigawatt by 2028

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Crooks use fake desktop apps to fool HR staff into giving them remote access theregister.com/security/202…

Crooks use fake desktop apps to fool HR staff into giving them remote access

Nothing in the attack chain screams malicious software, except none of the impersonated HR and payroll providers actually offers a desktop app

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Bitget blames North Korea for $387.5M crypto wallet raid theregister.com/cyber-crime/…

Bitget blames North Korea for $387.5M crypto wallet raid

Familiar fingerprints point to Kim’s regime … to the surprise of nobody

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Office 2016 and 2019 holdouts blame update for license deactivation bug theregister.com/software/202…

Office 2016 and 2019 holdouts blame update for license deactivation bug

But was the update at fault? Microsoft isn't saying

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Which copy of that file is the real one? Dinner, off the record, in Midtown theregister.com/storage/2026…

SPONSORED:

Joe Fay chairs a Register dinner in New York on the file infrastructure nobody has got around to replacing, with nothing on the record.

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Raspberry Pi surfs memory crunch to record first half theregister.com/storage/2026…

Raspberry Pi surfs memory crunch to record first half

A well-timed RAM stockpile helped keep boards shipping while rivals struggled for memory

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Windows update leaves some virtual desktops staring into the void theregister.com/os-platforms…

Windows update leaves some virtual desktops staring into the void

Users may need to summon Explorer manually after signing in

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Uncle Sam wants in on Musk's €120M fight with Brussels theregister.com/legal/2026/0…

Uncle Sam wants in on Musk's €120M fight with Brussels

Justice Department claims the EU overreached by pursuing X's owner and wider corporate empire

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Asahi fork embraces LLMs and lands Linux on the M4 Mac mini theregister.com/os-platforms…

Asahi fork embraces LLMs and lands Linux on the M4 Mac mini

Coding agents helped two developers build an accelerated desktop and graphics driver in weeks

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Amazon sellers watch as inventory vanishes into pending-order purgatory theregister.com/channel/2026…

Amazon sellers watch as inventory vanishes into pending-order purgatory

High-value goods remain tied up as merchants debate attack or platform glitch

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BOFH: The Helldesk opens its third eye and ascends to a higher plane of troubleshooting theregister.com/bofh/2026/09…

BOFH: The Helldesk opens its third eye and ascends to a higher plane of troubleshooting

Putting the 'om' in computing

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Dyfed-Powys Police cops to cyberattack, staff data potentially nicked theregister.com/cyber-crime/…

Dyfed-Powys Police cops to cyberattack, staff data potentially nicked

Force says public data appears untouched, but investigators looking into whether crims grabbed employee information

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Another week, another data breach for Revolut customers theregister.com/cyber-crime/…

Another week, another data breach for Revolut customers

DriveWealth coughs up historic customer info after attackers socially engineer their way inside

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Judge uses electronic tag on Pokémon card tracker. It's super effective! theregister.com/offbeat/2026…

Judge uses electronic tag on Pokémon card tracker. It's super effective!

Ohio man planted a device on a delivery van to follow scarce trading card stock and caught a year of probation

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