This poem manages to patronize both America and every other country in the world at the same time. It’s kind of incredible how trite it is. Sub-Rupi Kaur literature
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the electric company keeps bungling my monthly payments bill issue
marmots in a marriott hotel trill issue
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people are really out here trying to convince you the honeymoon phase is an adhd exclusive.
IF YOU HAVE ADHD, PLEASE LEARN ABOUT LIMERENCE BEFORE IT QUIETLY DESTROYS YOUR MOST IMPORTANT RELATIONSHIP. Most people with ADHD have never heard this word. Most would recognise the experience immediately.
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familiarity attenuating salience is one of our benchmarks for social intelligence in animals. omg do all jumping spiders have adhd? fuckwit
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a tweet from the department of education being stuffed to the gills with blindingly obvious LLMisms feels uniquely depressing somehow
This is fake news at its finest.    First off, we’re not ‘banning’ any program. The federal government doesn’t set curriculum or programs.    Here’s the truth: we are holding colleges accountable for leaving students worse off than if they never enrolled. Too many graduates report delaying major life milestones like buying a home or starting a family. Why? Because low return-on-investment programs saddled them with unmanageable debt that was never going to translate into a real-world job.    Federal student loans are not a welfare program for failing college programs. American students deserve education and training pathways that prepare them for the workforce – and transparency about programs that will never pay off.
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one of the insights of actual functional programming, which imperative programmers who "take the ideas of functional programming" never seem to understand is that chaining maps and filters and so on can and should be extremely fast
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I’d argue you can take the ideas of functional programming without these implementations. Make your system out of pure functions, and make their insides efficient imperative code. This style of FP where we chain .map and .filter on collections is wasteful of resources.
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that "gstreamer" exists is kind of an indictment of, idk, a lot of things. generally makes me sad.
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if a human wrote 10x dogshit before competency, linus would wish you a retroactive abortion “credit where credit is due” to the clanker tho
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why do people willingly submit their funny mashups to anonymously contribute to one dude's adsense revenue? just post that shit yourselves.
this is the only siiva event I've ever seen where they've had to say "get better at making rips nigga" and I think thats really funny
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“human capital and token capital compound”
The future of the firm is a learning loop in which human capital and token capital compound. With our new Frontier Co., our ambition is to help every enterprise build its own AI capability, and to help create a frontier ecosystem where every organization can turn its knowledge, workflows, and judgment into its own AI systems that continuously improve. blogs.microsoft.com/blog/202…
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Fixed it. Also the one nice message is always from the only monogamous talking stage you have.
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You DESERVE to be fed mega corporation slop for the rest of your pitiful lives. You don’t deserve hard work and creativity from passionate people.
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“i think inner city blacks in the 1980s really stated themselves via crack cocaine into a major dilemma”
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this is due to sexual dysfunction btw
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paraphrasing a wise sage, people try to convince not only the world, but themselves, of an erotic potential they themselves lack
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getting performatively AWOOGA over a tame drawing of a woman is how men pretend their endocrine systems are not hilariousy disrupted
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