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Let me get this straight: I steal your gold, I beat the piss out of your mule boy, and then you walk in here and bring me *more* gold?
You got one part of that wrong.
This is not gold. 💥💥💥
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NEW: Sam Carling, who just became the youngest politician in the House of Commons, brags about all his life experiences at 22 years of age.
Carling was just elected as a Labour (left-wing) MP for North West Cambridgeshire.
The 'brainiac' got stumped after being asked about all his life "experiences" that made him qualified for the job.
Carling: Why does being older make you better for the job?
Host: Because you've got more experience.
Carling: But what kind of experience?
Host: By definition, over the years you gain more experiences.
Carling: But what kind of experience, right?
Host: Life experience.
Carling: Well, we are going around in circles.
Video: @BBCBreakfast
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Melissa should had asked Zeus for more production capacity. But no...she asked for a weapon and messed up everything
A single bee can produce 1 tablespoon of honey in its lifetime.
683 bees fly roughly 32,550 miles to gather 5.93 lbs of nectar from about 1,185,000 flowers in order to make one 9.5 oz. jar of honey.
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Target Kane
TARGET SAYS THIS YEAR IT WILL LOSE $500 MILLION DOLLARS MORE LAST YEAR DUE TO SHOPLIFTING AND RETAIL CRIME TARGET LOST OVER $650 MILLION DOLLARS PER @GURGAVIN
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Meanwhile the Italians
Violent hailstorm in Gerenzano, Italy on July 24, 2023
[more videos: buff.ly/3rS0ONS]
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This is why you should never look directly at the sun with a telescope
[📹 Mark Thompson, read more: buff.ly/2XMsWxu]
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