Update on floors, the reserve, Uniswap and wallet warnings. The loss reserve had a bug: a hard cap of 0.5 ETH per day was left in the contract. Once it was hit, the reserve stopped answering and 627 shifts settled below their floor, 3.18 ETH short in total across 202 wallets. The cap is removed, floors are covered again, and the shortfalls are now recorded in a separate make-good contract. If one of those shifts was yours, go to cacheflow.fun, connect the wallet that paid for it and press Claim. The contract sells CACHE for exactly the missing amount and sends you ETH in the same transaction. The claim belongs to the wallet that took the loss, not to the rig, so if you sold your miner since, nothing is lost. One more thing to understand about the reserve: it pays floors by selling CACHE into the pool. If the pool runs dry, the reserve cannot sell, even with tokens still in it. The floor is only as real as the market it sells into. Uniswap: we had to move the repo, and the hook approval was tied to the old one, so $CACHE has not been routable on Uniswap for more than 20 hours. A new approval request went in right away. Trading on the site is unaffected. Wallet warnings: we have filed review requests with Blockaid and the wallet providers that use it. Once approved, most wallets will stop flagging the site as dangerous. On the mechanic itself: this is an experiment and it is not keeping up. We cannot rebuild it, only adjust the dials, and the first adjustment is to sell less CACHE into the market. Do your own math and take your own risk. The reserve is finite and does not refill on its own. If your numbers say a miner will run at a loss, do not put it on shift.

The floor reserve is empty. It sold its last CACHE covering shifts over the past day and holds 0 right now. From this point the protocol can no longer top up a shift that settles below its bill. A shift is worth its hedge plus whatever the pot buys while it runs, and with the pot empty that means about 83% of the bill. If you have a shift open now, expect it to settle below the floor. If you are thinking about starting a new one, know that the floor is not backed at the moment. What is left is the make-good fund for wallets whose shifts settled short while the reserve was stuck behind its daily cap on Sept 1 and 2. It still holds enough for everyone on that list who has not claimed yet: 74 wallets, 0.66 ETH in total. The Claim button is on the site, it only appears for wallets on that list.

We still see rigs being activated. Please be careful. Right now there is no trading flow in the token, and the flow is what funds a shift's reward. If a shift comes in short, the loss reserve makes it whole. But keep in mind that the reserve is finite: it holds about 30% of what it started with, it does not refill, and once it is gone shifts that come in short will stay short. That would be your loss. We hope that once the hook is approved again on Uniswap, activity returns to the token and the miners have something to mine. Until then, do your own math before pressing start. What we built does not work perfectly in a real market.

CACHE FLOW mining report, day one. 1342 shifts settled since launch. Every single one closed in profit. Zero floor breaks. 262 miners earned +21 ETH ($51,400) in realized profit, paid out in tokenized NVDA and SPY. Top 10 miners by profit: 1. 0xcbe3...11ce | 87 shifts | +$2,785 2. 0x1f00...0364 | 32 shifts | +$2,456 3. 0x0be3...56fa | 19 shifts | +$1,631 4. 0xaa1c...07f4 | 9 shifts | +$1,073 5. 0x0514...fa6d | 34 shifts | +$953 6. 0xb6c7...0614 | 17 shifts | +$944 7. 0x3ce8...45ca | 19 shifts | +$942 8. 0x5ab2...fc44 | 20 shifts | +$935 9. 0xe4c6...1edf | 14 shifts | +$921 10. 0xf22b...f72a | 14 shifts | +$869 1146 rigs are mining right now. The pot holds $270k in stock backing them. Every number above is verifiable onchain. This is not a money printer. Payouts depend on live market flow. Do your own math, decide for yourself, all risk is yours.

We know that some wallets have flagged the site as phishing. We’ve fixed the issue and are submitting requests to have the red warning removed

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753 rigs are mining right now. Every shift keeps its floor and earns a ceiling bonus on top at the end, paid in real stock (NVDA, SPY), by rarity: Common +20.0%, 8h Uncommon +20.5%, 7.5h Rare +21.0%, 7h Epic +21.5%, 6.5h Legendary +22.0%, 6h Mythic +22.5%, 5.5h One of One +23.0%, 5h The mechanic already holds enough stock to pay every active rig at its full ceiling, with a reserve left for about 470 more Common shifts.

A lot of people are asking about the collection verification on @opensea We submitted the application a few days ago, but there hasn’t been any response yet.

Trade tax is 31% right now and falling to a flat 3% in about an hour.

The cash flow behind CACHE FLOW. Every room bought, every rig put to work, and the fee on every trade leaves CACHE with the mechanic. It does not sit idle. The mechanic sells it into the market at random, unannounced moments, and the proceeds fund the miner pool. Right now the sells look large. Early activity was heavy while the token was still cheap, so a lot of CACHE built up in the pool. That pile is worked off in slices, a little at a time, so it reaches the market gradually instead of in one drop. Everything the mechanic earns flows back to the miners. On testnet the full mechanism ran exactly as designed. On mainnet, because of the hook, we could only test it in part before going live. We expect the live run to go well and we are watching every step.

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CACHE FLOW is live. cacheflow.fun Put a CPU to work and mine tokenized stocks. Buy a room, activate your rigs, run the shift. Buying rooms and activating rigs on the site is untaxed, always. Open market token swaps carry a launch tax. It starts at 90% and falls in a straight line to a flat 3% over the first 3 hours, then stays at 3% forever. Roughly 61% at one hour, 32% at two, 3% from hour three. The tax feeds the miners pot. Our Uniswap hook is approved for routing.

We’re still waiting for the Uniswap team to review the hook. If it takes too long or there are any issues, we’ll launch without the hook on the new contracts. This will weaken our mechanism a little, and we’ll have to make some minor changes. The review of our hook shouldn’t take too long

6/10 smart contracts have been tested on mainnet. In parallel, we're improving the website UI

Hey. Sorry for the long quiet. Build, sleep, build, sleep. When we launched we did not expect this much attention. That attention is exactly why we tore the mechanics open and rebuilt them. We planned for something much smaller. Now we are taking it as far as it goes. For anyone who has not read the article, here is where your money actually sits. Rooms. Part of what you pay for a room goes straight into the miner pool. Activation. 65% of your bill is reserved to your rig the moment the shift starts. The rest works through the pool across the shift. Trading. 2.5% of every CACHE trade goes to the miner pool. Secondary. @opensea royalties go to the miner pool. Losses. If a shift comes back under its bill, the mechanic makes up the difference. It is not infinite and we will not pretend it is. It covers what the pool and the reserve are holding, and when they are empty it stops. So if this thing fails, it fails with the mechanics paying out what they can rather than nothing at all. Thanks to @crypto_czar_eth for the launchpad offer. We are staying with our own token contract, written for CACHE FLOW specifically. Genuinely appreciated. Site coming soon.