Serial illiquid JPEG connoisseur. Memecoin enjoyoor. Taking the scenic route in crypto since '13. Opinions are my own. DYOR ☮️

Bro reverse-engineered Satoshi’s original 2009 bitcoin.exe using Opus 5.5 rebuilt byte for byte. 😭 Produce identical executable .exe matches the same historical SHA256 as the one released 17 years ago. - Debug build with max optimization only on the mining hash,
i rebuilt satoshi's 2009 bitcoin.exe byte for byte! afaik nobody has been able to perfectly recreate the executable published in 2009 from source, because we didn't know the exact build environment that was used. using opus 5.5, i reverse-engineered satoshi's build machine from the binary. it now outputs an exe with the exact same sha256 as the 2009 release!
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ripped 2 mudwater packs 🦍 20 cards out the swamp. rate my pulls @BoredApeYC mudwater.bayc.com/rip/s/Bkbz…
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judging on aesthetics alone, this foil uncommon is probably my best pull
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Also pulled a sick Curtis foil 🤒
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Awesome to see @mfigge and the team at Yuga supporting the apes and lenders with loans outstanding on Blend before Blur shuts down on 12th Nov.
gm working with the team this morning to facilitate an orderly transition from blend to gondi easy place to start: we're going to help refinance the healthier loans more plans to follow traveling for apefest today but will continue communicating updates throughout the day
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Blur is shutting down. If you have an active Blend loan backed by BAYC, MAYC, BAKC, or Otherdeeds, reach out. We're working with @gondixyz to help borrowers explore refinancing and migration options.
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When fate meets sweet irony
while NFT enjoyooors celebrate @blur_io shutting down after all the damage they've done to the ecosystem, the wind down of blend is triggering >1,000 ETH worth of loan recalls. one final round of forced selling to send NFT floors even lower on their way out. even in death, blur finds a way dump on NFTs. some legacies write themselves. well done @PacmanBlur!
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When you present the prototype you fully vibe coded
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I think you'd rather be in the market now then not. I'd rather hold into a pullback rather than miss that next leg up
I think we are in the early stages of a bull and patience is going to be the best recipe for the next couple of months Pick good tokens, $NEAR $GRASS, solana:CARDSccUMFKoPRZxt5vt3ksUbxEFEcnZ3H2pd3dKxYjp etc, tokens I've been talking to GTG about for months and just chill for a year or two
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For everyone asking: - yes it's real - 6 month term - money well spent to get this mf off the internet His lawyers are now pressing us hard to have this contract scrapped but we will stay strong
I’ll be back soon…
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Nobody should buy a hardware wallet without completing compulsory basic training.
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lost $5M today. and the worst part is that i did everything “right.” no leverage. no memecoin. no gambling. i kept my funds on a hardware wallet, exactly like we’re all told to. today @Ledger confirmed they’re investigating reports of lost funds. i checked my balance three times before i believed it. some of you remember my $20M gambling loss. that one hurt, but i could look in the mirror and say i chose it. this time i chose safety. and it still wasn’t enough. i’ve been sitting here for hours. i haven’t eaten. i haven’t opened a single chart. i don’t even know what i’m feeling yet. what i do know is this: if you use a ledger, check their official channels and make sure your assets are safe before you do anything else. idk what comes next. but i’m not done.
Look at this guy. By 39, he made $20M from poker, crypto, restaurants. Traveled to 79 countries. Now? At 42, he’s broke. He hides behind fake name on X. This is my story, and what I learned losing everything (so you don’t have to): // A brutally honest THREAD 🧵
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Poor guy! 4 months ago, he bought 80 $BTC ($5.2M) at a low price of ~$65,000 and was sitting on a $1.38M profit. But a week ago, he bought a Ledger device from reseller CryptoBillis and deposited all 80 $BTC into it. Now he's lost everything. arkm.com/explorer/address/bc…
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Replying to @lookonchain
A lot of people blaming the victims here. Sad. Some facts: You can not buy direct from Ledger in Malaysia. Go to Ledger's website, they will direct you to buy from their authorised resellers there, like CryptoBili. The compromised devices pass all software integrity checks.
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Manufacturers of hardware wallets need to take complete ownership and responsibility for all aspects of wallet security and customer identity across their supply chain and business operations. From the moment any PII is shared through to the moment a sealed and tamperproof device is in the hands of the customer. The customer should only ever have to worry about guarding their seed and the device and that should be the absolute total extent. This kind of thing is happening far too much and it’s not good enough. Pointing fingers at suppliers, distributors, etc. does not absolve this responsibility.
Ledger is investigating reports of loss of funds from users in South East Asia who purchased products from a reseller named CryptoBillis. As a precaution, and pending the results of our investigation, we have asked CryptoBilis to pause all sales and shipments of Ledger devices. We recommend Ledger users who purchased from this reseller in the last 90 days to not initiate set up if you have not done so yet. If you have set up your Ledger device, consider moving assets to a new Ledger signer (with new seed). We will continue to inform customers of updates as the investigation progresses. Reach out to Ledger customer support through official channels with any questions: support.ledger.com/
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Crazy how scammers are installing SIM cards in ledgers to send them the seed phrases. This definitely shouldn’t happen in any official distributor channel. Plus why aren’t the devices tamper-proof enough to prevent this kind of thing happening?
My spy-implanted ledger came from Malaysia, and had flawless shrink wrap. Even opening it, at first you don't see the implant which is cleverly hidden where the screen's padding is supposed to be. Follow Ledger's guidance to check yours: support.ledger.com/article/4…
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I used to have an irrational fear of spiders but this has now been replaced by 2^O(n^(1/3))
I don't recommend anyone scramble to move their funds to new wallets today. But we should take the risks to cryptography from AI-accelerated math seriously, and minimize our exposure to not just quantum-vulnerable cryptography, but also potentially AI-vulnerable cryptography. The core new area of risk from this viewpoint is, unfortunately, ML-DSA / FHE / lattices. (and it's also another reason, along with quantum, why ECDSA might fall even faster than expected, hence the "fresh address" recommendation) So far most people have been in the mode of thinking "elliptic curves broken, hashes safe, lattices safe". But there is a good chance that the concrete security of lattices will take serious hits from the next two years of AI math. The basic threat model is: factoring is something that naively takes 2^(n/2) time, but over decades smart people have found and optimized number field sieves, and degraded that to 2^O(n^(1/3)), which is why RSA keys and signatures need to be ~400 bytes (and not 64 bytes). What if there are skeletons in the closet like that, both for elliptic curves and lattices, that we are simply not smart enough to discover - but bots soon will be? This is a major part of the reason why for the past year ethereum's lean roadmap has been going in the "hash-only" direction: no lattices, no ML-DSA, no Falcon, no lattice-based commitments inside ZK proofs, etc. Signatures in lean ethereum are all hash-based, either WOTS or SPHINCS-. For signatures and proofs, we already know how to go hash-only. The bigger challenge is for *public-key encryption* - and this goes far beyond blockchains. Secure communication, anonymizing protocols, lots of things need public-key encryption. And unfortunately there are long-standing mathematical theorems showing why public-key encryption cannot be done with hashes alone. You have to have some kind of trapdoor object that has at least one form of usable "structure" - either group theory (incl. isogenies) or lattices or code-based or potentially in the future even more newfangled and spooky things (local mixing?). But for anything that has structure, you should assume that AI will make at least some progress in breaking that structure. Here, one reasonable inference is that if you want to make something plausibly long-term secure, multiply the key sizes by 10. To me that's a very plausible world and something not at all extreme to predict. If AI will bring us 50 years of math in 2 years, then that 50 years of math may very plausibly include a "naive factoring -> GNFS" level of improvement to our ability to break lattices. In that world, lattices will still exist, but they will have to be significantly bigger to guarantee the same level of safety. And at those new larger sizes, hash-based constructions will beat lattice-based constructions on concrete efficiency in every use case where hash-based constructions are possible at all. Theoretically, of course it's possible that hashes are broken too (eg. P = NP would imply that). But I think P = NP is very unlikely. And intuitively, it's much more likely that a mathematical object has exactly no exploitable structure (like hashes are intended to), than that a mathematical object has exactly ~3 forms of exploitable structure (for elliptic curves: associativity, Schoof, pairings) and not some secret fourth form of structure we have not yet discovered that greatly degrades its security (for elliptic curves, ECDLP and pairing security). Similar for LWE, SVP, RLWE and the zoo of lattice problems. For this reason, we do not yet see any reason to worry and start padding the byte size of hashes (if we start to worry more, we would pad the round count first before doing anything to the byte size). Concrete TLDR, my own personal views: * Hash-based > lattice-based, in those situations where hash-based is possible at all * For anything lattice-based, be much more paranoid on param sizes. Remember that blockchains are only a small portion of the cryptography story; this point goes far beyond blockchains and applies to eg. access to websites, secure messaging, Tor / VPNs ... * For privacy protocols, strongly favor NOT putting encrypted notes onchain. Instead, send them offchain through some third-party mechanism. * If it's not difficult for you, keeping your funds in addresses which have not yet been used to make a transaction is a good idea. If it's easy for you, do it. **But be careful about migrations; I personally have lost more money in botched migrations than I have lost in all hacks combined**. * For multisig wallets, doing confirmations offchain is better than onchain, because this way the signatures of signer wallets do not get exposed to the public, so if ECDSA falls to AI much faster than expected, at least the multisig "gracefully degrades" to a 1-of-1 where the 1 is whoever was gathering the signatures - a much better place to be than "anyone can take the money" firefly.social/post/x/210783…
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This is good advice. For those unfamiliar with the technical details, here is the simple version: • Don't panic. There's no rush. • There is the possibility that in the near future computers will be able to figure out the private key protecting a crypto wallet. • They do this by looking at signed transactions from the wallet (because it discloses the public key). • The simple precaution: Keep large amounts of crypto (and NFTs) your not actively using in fresh wallet addresses that have never signed a transaction.
Today I call upon the blockchain industry to calmly begin planning for "bunker mode". My personal recommendation is to set in motion a controlled mass migration of assets to fresh addresses, i.e. addresses whose pubkeys remain hidden behind a hash. Holders, starting with large and sophisticated ones, should consider moving the bulk of their funds to addresses that have never signed a transaction. And when they do sign one, they should also move remaining funds to a new address (possibly generated from the same seed phrase). Don't rush. While I believe there is cause for action a rushed migration would do more harm than good. Don't panic either. Moving assets to protected addresses is a simple, preventative step which does not require new cryptography or new wallets. IMO it is now reasonable to brace for the possibility that ECDSA breaks before qday, in the worst case in months not years. By "break" I mean fast private key recovery (e.g. in one week) on available hardware (e.g. a large GPU cluster). Recent days have been humbling for human mathematical intuition. Long-held, unquestioned hypotheses have fallen. This includes the n log(n) bound for integer multiplication and the 3SUM conjecture. In hindsight, May's unexpected disproof of the Erdős unit distance conjecture was our warning shot. Yesterday's OpenAI drop made it clear that mathematical superintelligence is upon us. They say there are weeks where decades happen. We are about to live through weeks where centuries of mathematical progress happen. Could our magic 64-byte ECDSA signatures be too good to be true? Was it just security through obscurity all this time? Elliptic curves feel especially vulnerable to superintelligence. Curves carry rich structure, with room for fancy tricks like Schoof, Frobenius, pairings. (By contrast, hashes are designed to minimise algebraic structure.) Separately, as Ewin Tang can attest, an efficient quantum algorithm sometimes foreshadows an efficient classical one. We should be open to the possibility of a classical counterpart to Shor that breaks elliptic curves and RSA at once. Also noteworthy is the striking under-representation of cryptographic breakthroughs among the 722 mathematical results OpenAI published. I've witnessed first-hand the US government censoring academic quantum cryptanalysis results. Backroom interventionism is my base case. I urge large, sophisticated actors to lead by example. Project11's "risq list" (bitcoin-risq-list.projecteleven[.]com) is a great tracker of exposed BTC pubkeys. Binance, Bitbank, Robinhood, Bitfinex, and Tether have an opportunity to harden their cold storage. Next month I'll address institutions in London in a live Q&A (forum.ethereuminstitutional[.]org/london-2026). Again, please do not rush. Wallets holding under 50 BTC enjoy partial cover from "Satoshi's shield", i.e. his 20K exposed addresses that hold 50 BTC each. Load-bearing signers like oracles and L2 security councils should consider rotating ECDSA pubkeys with every signed message and/or multi-signing with a hash-based schemes like SPHINCS. Exiting bunker mode safely will require post-AI cryptography. My inclination is to go all-in on hash-based cryptography and avoid structured mathematical assumptions entirely, whether from curves, lattices, or isogenies. A single battle-tested hash (e.g. from the SHA or BLAKE families) yields plausible post-AI security. The Ethereum roadmap on strawmap[.]org fully embraces hash-based cryptography with end-to-end formal verification as a response to the quantum threat. Those timelines must now be revisited and accelerated in light of mathematical superintelligence. I'll be pushing for maximum defensive acceleration.
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Having way too much fun creating these! @higgsfield gud tek 🔥
Told the crew we were going clubbing. Booked aerobics instead. WORK. 🪩 #Dance #DanceFitness #HouseMusic #80sVibes #MossBoss tiktok.com/t/ZPLY3614b/
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