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this is how i made $200k from the $Standard launch i'd been running a sniper bot on robinhood for a few weeks. nothing fancy on paper: rust, my own rh node, hosted in the same AWS region as the robinhood sequencer. ping to the sequencer: 9ms. that number was the whole business. here's the problem with $Standard. it was on robinhood. rh had no public mempool. you couldn't see the pool before it existed, and by the time it showed up on dexscreener the block was already closed and 2,000 people were fighting for block 1. block 1 was where you lost money. so the bot didn't watch the token. it watched the deployer. since the mint news dropped i'd had a scraper mapping every wallet that funded the contracts the agency behind the launch was using, plus a handful of fresh wallets that had been funded and hadn't moved. Fable 5.1 scored them. one of them was the deployer with ~90% confidence. i wasn't sharing which. the trigger was PoolManager.initialize() from that wallet. uniswap v4 — the only event that mattered. the moment my node saw it in the sequencer's block stream, the bot already knew the pool id, the token address, and the initial price. no waiting for a CA post, no waiting for a telegram. then the part nobody did. a 7% buy from one wallet didn't work: max-wallet caps, slippage, and you'd end up holding 0.4% at a 40x. so i had 140 wallets, funded a month earlier, all with pre-signed transactions sitting in memory. same block, 140 buys, each sized to stay under whatever cap they'd set. the sequencer ordered by arrival, and i arrived first. before it fired, Fable 5.1 pulled the bytecode and ran it through a local fork in under 200ms: sell tax, blacklist function, hidden mint, trading-enabled flag. the contract had a launch-phase tax set to 90%, a trap meant to punish exactly this kind of buy. but the tax function keyed off tx.origin instead of msg.sender, and my 140 wallets routed through one relayer contract, so every buy read as a single "origin" that never crossed the tiered tax check. looked airtight in the four functions everyone reads, broken in the one nobody bothers to. the math was simple. 1B supply, 30% locked for founders. real float was ~500M. i took 70M of it. if $Standard did even $100M market cap, that was ~$7M sitting in wallets i controlled. one block, one trade. that was the whole plan. ...none of that happened. no bot, no 140 wallets, no relayer exploit, no $200k. made it up start to finish .. just wanted to see how it read. Ily
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Just applied to @0xAlphaGEMs, #438 💎 If we’ve mooned a mint together or you’ve seen me in the trenches, you know what I bring. Vouches welcome 👀
AlphaGEMs applications are open 💎 Round 1 is live for 7 days ✅ - Only 10 GEMS will make it to the cave - The team reviews every single application Think you're a GEM? Apply here 👇 - vault.alphagems.io/join
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@IbraTheDabra when vouch mfer?
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I have registered to become an active participant in the emergence of a new autonomous network economy. I believe in forever.
Do you believe in forever? enterforever.com
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GM Proof of Work Alhamdulellah
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The floor has another floor 😩
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imagine

ALT Happy Antonio Banderas GIF

you know its early in the cycle because solana hasn’t flipped eth yet
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Haha they’re coming for your near:native Higher
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Paperdao has opened the door for another big narrative that will shuffle how liquidity and participation rewards are being distributed in crypto. I expect other projects to emulate and follow up soon.
Community vaults could be one of the next big trends in crypto. Users supply capital to back trades or bets, sharing in the returns and carrying the risk. Here’s how we’re bringing that idea to Mines on @solana 🧵
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"just $1k for fun” the opening line of every financial tragedy.
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I've read a lot of NFT docs over the years. Most spend pages on the art and one line on what you actually own. The @TheMutualFun prospectus does it the other way round, so this is my attempt to explain one part of it in plain words: the Seat. The short version There are 4,001 Seats. Each one sits in one of five funds: ARGON, BOGLE, SMAUG, MIDAS or VLADD. There are 800 Seats per fund, plus Seat 0, which belongs to the Chairman and can never be sold. You don't pick your fund. It's assigned at random from a blockhash a couple of blocks after you sign. One Seat is five things 1. A pixel portrait. 64x64, generated and stored on-chain. No server holds the image. 2. A share of one fund. Your claim on the fund your Seat was assigned to. 3. A weekly vote. One ballot a week on what your fund does. 4. A vote on survival. Every 13 weeks, each fund votes on whether it carries on. A fund can vote to close. 5. Its own wallet. Every Seat has a Briefcase (an ERC-6551 account) where dividends land. If you sell the Seat, the Briefcase goes with it. How you get one Burn a TMF Pass. A Pass can't be sold or transferred. You can only burn it, and one burn mints two Seats at 0.01 ETH each. Passes come from the Waiting Room, the Deng Desk, collaborations and invitations. There's a hard deadline on-chain, and any Pass not burned by then is worthless. Tender Dengs. Deng holders on ApeChain can hand their Dengs to the Deng Desk for credits, and those credits buy Passes. This route covers 2,000 Seats. Dengs held longer score more credits. Buy on the Open Market. 1,000 Seats are available from day one for $TMF. A random Seat costs 401,000 $TMF plus 8%. Picking a specific Seat costs 401,000 plus 16%. You can also sell a Seat back for 368,920 $TMF. Enrolling A Seat has to be enrolled before it counts. You pay a one-time fee in $TMF, and the amount sets your class and weight: - C Retail: 40,100 $TMF, 1.00x - B Investor: 100,250 $TMF, 1.50x - A Advisor: 200,500 $TMF, 2.00x - I Institutional: 401,000 $TMF, 2.50x - R Retirement: 1,002,500 $TMF, 3.33x Half of every fee is burned. The other half goes into the fund. The next owner pays the fee again after each resale. Merging Two enrolled Seats from the same fund and class can merge into one Seat a class higher. The new Seat gets the combined weight of both plus 10%. Two Retail Seats at 1.00x become one Investor Seat at 2.20x. The retired Seat's dividends move to the one that remains. You can only merge once, and Retirement Seats can't merge at all. No new Seats are ever created after the mint, so every merge makes the total smaller. The token behind it $TMF has a fixed supply of 1,604,401,000, which is 401,000 for every Seat. It's minted once and there's no team allocation. It launches over 99 minutes with a tax that starts at 99% and drops one point a minute, so buying first gives you no edge. Half the tax goes into the trading pool. The pool is locked permanently, and any tokens that don't sell are burned. What isn't in the prospectus yet The sections on how weekly ballots work, the finances and how fees are paid out are blacked out in this edition. The prospectus says they'll appear in a later one. Until they do, I can tell you the weekly vote exists, but not exactly how it works. Why it's worth reading Most projects ask you to trust the roadmap. This one puts what you own, how much it costs to enroll, how supply shrinks and when a fund can be shut down into the prospectus up front.
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diamond hands are just poor decisions with better branding.
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Rotate to alts bro
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I’m just gonna leave this here solana:BPxxfRCXkUVhig4HS1Lh7kZqV6SPJhzfEk4x6fVBjPCy
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we remember
not long until you can’t register interest anymore.
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I can’t sell down here.
 I also couldn’t sell up there.
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ethereum:0x1f9840a85d5af5bf1d1762f925bdaddc4201f984 will retire us or what?!
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i did my own research. that was the problem 🥲
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