I'M F*CKING LOSING MY MIND OVER BUZZCORE ON THE NIGHT SHIFT
it turned $500 into $53,022 in one f*cking night
i said one sentence and walked away from my computer for 24 hours
spoiler: i didn't touch my mouse or keyboard for those 24 hours NOT ONCE MOTHERF*CKER
here's what i said: if you dont make me enough in the next 24 hours to move the desk out of my kitchen into a real f*cking office, i'll shut you down the second the clock hits 24:00
at 22:00 i saw +$52,522 and spent the next two hours reading the logs
from the beginning. every single entry
like going through my girlfriend's messages after she said "we're just friends"
00:00. TOMMY opened the seat and the family clocked in
00:38. ARTHUR flagged MEME 01 after a tracked wallet entered, CHARLIE ran it through the filter, first fill was small
already feeling uncomfortable
i usually pick whichever ticker has the funniest name and whichever KOL said "send it" with the most confidence
02:10. added MEME 02 after FINN caught momentum, third candidate came up, CURLY held the veto, no fill on MEME 03
CURLY. no fill. the piece of software that watches my money literally said no to a trade
i've never said no to a trade in my life
08:44. MEME 02 slipped to a small loss, CHARLIE re-read the noise, ABERAMA re-checked the exit depth, position kept
this is where i personally would've taken the chart personally, sold the bottom, bought back higher out of spite
BUZZCORE just sat there
14:15. MEME 02 recovered, MEME 01 crossed +$25,000, the setup that got us in was still the setup that kept us in
reading this and realizing this thing asked the market more questions in one night than i have in the past six months
i mostly asked one: WHY THE F*CK IS IT RED
20:20. ISAIAH started closing MEME 01 tranche by tranche after the tracked wallets sold, BONNIE marked the timing, CURLY dropped the veto on the last leg
no fatigue. no urge to make back money from a losing tranche. no "one more trade then bed" that ends at lunchtime
22:00. i get back to the dashboard
on the screen is the number i jokingly threatened a piece of software over last night
MEME 01 sealed at +$37,627.70
MEME 02 sealed at +$14,894.30
MEME 03 rejected all night
+$52,522 total, capital $53,022, open $500
24 hours earlier i had $500 and some very specific complaints about the cost of living
now i've got office listings and trade history open
the listings i understand
the trade history i'm still f*cking processing
below is the article about BUZZCORE, the desk that ran the night while i was asleep
ninety seconds before a launch nobody votes
the flight director asks each console for one word, and a single NO-GO ends the sequence
i rebuilt the desk around that. ten roles, all written out