This is how they keep you in chains. This is how they ensure you never truly become free. And this is how they constantly keep you unproductive. Absolutely disgraceful!
“People say the Chinese make engines while Nigerians pray. But what many don’t understand is that nations have callings. Nigeria’s calling is to send missionaries into the whole world.” — Apostle Arome Osayi
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nigeria is such a funny simulation, because tell me why a “thief” speaks better than a reporter?
nna ehn!
Trending Video: Humble robber gives Abia police 5-star rating for arresting him.
“I went to play pool and saw the woman counting money, I’d never seen such money in my life, so I was moved. If I was a good thief I would have gone but..
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😭😭😭😭😭 the way they all screamed when the bonnet popped open, dem never see this kain move before ffs
Guys, you won’t believe what happened to my brother yesterday. 😭
He got home around 11 p.m., parked his car outside and went to sleep.
The next morning, he came out to use the car and noticed the bonnet was open.
He opened it and… his battery was gone! 😭💔
He called his mechanic and told him he was scared to buy another battery because the thieves might come back.
Later that evening, they went to a battery shop to get a replacement.
The first shop was closed, so they entered another one.
Guys… guess what my brother saw on the floor?
HIS OWN BATTERY! 😭😭
He had written his name on the battery because it was brand new, so there was no mistake.
They asked the person who brought it, and he claimed he bought it from someone else.
They called that person…
And it was the actual thief!
The most shocking part? The thief was just a 13–14-year-old boy. 😭
He even demonstrated exactly how he opened the bonnet and removed the battery. That’s the video you’re seeing here.
And guess how much he sold a ₦120,000 battery for?
₦15,000! 😭💔
Imagine waking up to discover your battery is gone, then finding your own battery in a shop the next evening. 😂😭
This country sha… you really have to watch everything.
Car owners, please secure your cars properly. And parents, we really need to pay attention to what these young boys are getting involved in.
Have you ever experienced something like this before?
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Guys, you won’t believe what happened to my brother yesterday. 😭
He got home around 11 p.m., parked his car outside and went to sleep.
The next morning, he came out to use the car and noticed the bonnet was open.
He opened it and… his battery was gone! 😭💔
He called his mechanic and told him he was scared to buy another battery because the thieves might come back.
Later that evening, they went to a battery shop to get a replacement.
The first shop was closed, so they entered another one.
Guys… guess what my brother saw on the floor?
HIS OWN BATTERY! 😭😭
He had written his name on the battery because it was brand new, so there was no mistake.
They asked the person who brought it, and he claimed he bought it from someone else.
They called that person…
And it was the actual thief!
The most shocking part? The thief was just a 13–14-year-old boy. 😭
He even demonstrated exactly how he opened the bonnet and removed the battery. That’s the video you’re seeing here.
And guess how much he sold a ₦120,000 battery for?
₦15,000! 😭💔
Imagine waking up to discover your battery is gone, then finding your own battery in a shop the next evening. 😂😭
This country sha… you really have to watch everything.
Car owners, please secure your cars properly. And parents, we really need to pay attention to what these young boys are getting involved in.
Have you ever experienced something like this before?
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Hello Daniel, a very blessed morning to you, sir. My name is Precious and I’m the second child of my parents. On Fridays like this, I’m jobless. On this note, I kindly ask, can you perhaps do story time for us for context and research purposes? Thank you!
Afolakemi Victoria Martins
You go blame the day you meet her
Don't worry, she just dey start with you. By the time she is done with you, you will learn to keep your dick inside your pant
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greed - get-rich-quick / “I make [this much] a month and you can too” creators
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envy - lavish “day in my life” / designer hauls / first-class travel
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wrath - drama / exposé / ragebait channels
sloth - “romanticise doing nothing” / “bed-rotting as an aesthetic” content
I read a comment on TikTok that said “In order to be internet famous, you must partake in one of the 7 deadly sins.” My jaw is still on the floor.
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