here's how the electoral votes shake out, assuming no splitting in NE or ME, and with DC shown as a tossup with no precincts reporting as we can see this is a massive and historic futanari victory in both the electoral college and the (_very_ roughly estimated) popular vote

also as we can see there was some major vote-splitting between the ideologically-similar netorare and cheating candidates, demonstrating yet again why first-past-the-post electoral systems are so harmful

here's the map in case anyone else wants to play around with this yapms.com/app/?m=4z8r