the socially-awkward boy to popular girl pipeline

Popular! You're gonna be popular! You'll take some sublingual pills, Wear a dress with frills, And your chest'll start to bounce! Oooh! We'll block your testosterone, Change your vocal tone, Thighs reshaping by the ounce…

You'll be popular! I'll help you be popular! You'll wear some striped thigh-high socks, Have some awkward talks, Know the memes you've got to know! You just wait, A few months from now your skin's sure to glow!

Insurance wants to hear from your psychologist, Later it'll help to see an electrologist. I've turned into an amateur biologist, Hormone adviser, There's nobody wiser, Not when it comes to…

Although you protest "But I'm cis", you jest I know you're blessed, you see… Just take a pic and share it, You'll gain some populari~ty

La la, la la! You'll be popular, Just as soon as you suppress~ that~ T!