Satirical account. If a person thought civilization was about to fall into a new dark age this is what theyโ€™d post. I clearly donโ€™t think that, this is satire.

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Please do not feed the birds. Feeding creates a dependent population that is a potential health hazard and makes a costly mess. Birds. Just birds.
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Strange. Albertaโ€™s resources apparently give Canada enormous leverage with the U.S (you said so yourself only days ago)โ€ฆ right up until Albertans govern themselves. Then suddenly nobody wants them. ๐Ÿ˜‚ 85%+ of our merchandise exports already go south. Independence changes the negotiator, Jason. Not the geography, resources or customers.
One things for sure: global free trade will be dead for Alberta if you separatists succeed. Overnight, we would lose largely tariff free access to 51 countries, not to mention the nine other Canadian provinces.
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Edmonton is run by people who have total disdain for those who pay for the city.
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Whatever happens I'd like Alberta to revert to the older better logo and start using Alta as an abbreviation.
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A fitting final flight path over Edmonton for the snowbirds.
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Replying to @DrRana_Centrist
You've misunderstood the obvious lesson. Ottawa is not for Alberta.
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No, @KOhonestly I'm not a bot. You are a coward though.
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Nothing will stoke Alberta separatism more then having an unelected judge telling them they can't leave Canada.
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"Speak up" >turns off comments. Come on, Sarah.
The UCP plans to rig the electoral map-drawing process to steal the next election. This is a 5-alarm fire and itโ€™s time to speak up. If you believe in democracy, you need to write/call the Premier and UCP MLAs and tell them to stop cheating. edmontonjournal.com/news/locโ€ฆ
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A quote from Mark Carney's book: "True sovereignty is reflected, not in the power of making laws... but in the ability to control outcomes and respond to the fundamental needs of the people." Alberta needs true sovereignty.
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Is there a way to limit posts from cowards who don't allow replies on my timeline?
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I am Albertan
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You cannot be a nationalist and a supporter of mass illegal (and legal) migration at the same time.
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@bainer_t who responded below is a coward. Reply and block is a sad existence. Of course, it should be noted, he didn't answer the question.
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The non-disclosure agreement is a requirement of Elections Alberta, because canvassers get to see a lot of private information. By the way, if Thomas Lukazak ever tries to start a political party, he'll most certainly be in a serious violation of the law.
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It's far easier to blame a mysterious outside force than to look in the mirror and realize the grievance is 120 years old. Alberta separatism existed before MAGA was invented. That you fail to understand this is why Canada's dissolution is inevitable.
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lol @ComaFades responded to me below by calling me a mean name, which is very hurtful, and blocking me. Which is a very strong and powerful thing to do.
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Replying to @Deepfry55
I don't think you understand the scope of HC funding. Taxpayers, not the province, already fund ~24billion. Let's not pretend Tylenol was the issue when the budget increase for this year was 1.1 billion. The system is the problem, not the dollar amount.
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Or are you talking about Ed? Because the k-12 budget went from 8.8 to 9.4 to 9.8 to 10.2.
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Replying to @friesen_f
The big difference is the Alberta deficit wasn't planned. Economic circumstance changed and Ab got caught. Bad planning for sure and the govt spends way too much. The Feds are planning this for as far as they can forecast. It won't get better.
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Community note: Alberta budget 2025 contained the largest ever expenditure levels and projected a deficit of 5.2 billion.
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.@NurseMom5AB is a coward. Responding and immediately blocking is a child's behavior. To respond to your point, if I give you $100 and you return $8.93 you don't get to claim you're funding me. At best we just increasing the velocity of the same dollars, which isn't great.
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Downtown Edmonton is in a nightmare scenario right now. Oilers traffic coming in, red horde anti-government protesters going out, ongoing city incompetence in construction planning and traffic planning. Near gridlock. Thank goodness no one works anymore.
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