Sir: I'm not from this class I just came to borrow calculator" "My friend just hold the table "

Why are you shirtless around kids??

he shoved them away cause he didn’t want to take pictures with them for obvious reasons that you and i know but look at this caption 😂😂 the false image they’ve created about him throughout his career as usual, shitty human

The Biblical Experience Music: Holy Place by BENNETT

Let’s go! ⚽️ The all-new animated series “Messi and the Giants” from executive producer Lionel Messi is coming to Disney+ summer 2027.

I like this cruise. That whole narrative of spirituality/sex/masturbation being linked to making money has to d!e And the fact that it’s mostly Men that believe it is really disturbing Ladies don’t masturbate and think it’s hindering their blessing or something Why Men just foolish ?

God I need $6k

I’ve never lived in a house I bought with my own money. I believe owning a house and living in it can make you too comfortable. Even with a beautiful estate of my own, I still rent and pay ₦50 million annually. That pain keeps me motivated to work harder.” — Ola of Lagos x.com/carter8f/status/210197…

You’ll see 49 trophies won by Lionel Messi and think it’s something extraordinary. Until you start separating major achievements from trophies won with minimal involvement, amateur competitions, friendlies and secondary domestic cups, the list suddenly starts looking very ordinary. Let’s dissect it together, shall we? La Liga 2005 - barely 70 minutes played all season. Champions League 2006 - not even in the squad for the quarterfinals, semifinals or final. U20 World Cup and Olympics - amateur tournaments. Western Region Cup - what exactly is this doing on a serious trophy list? Campions Cup Finalissima 8 Spanish King’s Cups. 12 Super Cups. 😂 1 Campeones Cup — not officially recognized by FIFA and CONCACAF. So, once you strip away the trophies where his contribution was negligible, the amateur competitions, the friendlies and the secondary cups, you’re left with just 21 major trophies. Not 49. 21. That’s the point: the headline number tells one story. The context tells another. This is what happens when quantity becomes more important than context. Trophy inflation is real, guys. Damn.

Everyone pushing Messi for Ballon D’or should cover their eyes in shame, let me tell you something you’re first a football fan before anything else. You’re doing damage to football pushing him. There’s nothing he’s played this year that deserves the ballon D’or. He wasn’t the best player at the World Cup, not the highest assist, not the top scorer, didn’t win the World Cup. He didn’t even score a goal from the Quarter finals till the finals, so are we going to give him the ballon D’or for scoring an hat trick against Algeria and scoring against Jordan?? Is that how you want to useless the most prestigious award in football?? He’s already done lot of damage winning some baised one, but is that how you want him to continue? Because at some point, we have to be honest about what the Ballon D’Or is supposed to represent. If the argument is that Messi had some great individual moments, fine. Nobody is denying his quality or what he has achieved in football. But the award is supposed to recognise the best individual performance over the relevant period, not simply reward a player because of his name, legacy or previous achievements. And this is where I have a problem with the Messi argument this time. If you are putting him forward, tell me exactly what he did this year that puts him above the other serious contenders. Don’t give me he is Messi. Don’t give me his career achievements. Don’t give me what he did five years ago. Tell me what he did during THIS award cycle. Because if we start judging the Ballon D’Or through reputation rather than performance, then the award becomes meaningless. Imagine a player producing a better individual season, performing at the highest level in the biggest matches, contributing more consistently, and then losing the award because another player has a bigger name and a longer legacy. What message are we sending to footballers? And this is not even about hating Messi. That is the easiest way to avoid the actual argument. You can be one of the greatest players football has ever seen and still not deserve a particular Ballon D’Or. Those two things can exist at the same time. Messi doesn’t need this Ballon D’Or to validate his career. His legacy is already secured. But precisely because of that, football fans should be the ones demanding that the award remains about what happened on the pitch during the year. But if you want to destroy Football, then go on.

"My love language is quality time" "What do you mean by quality time?" ".... I'll give you an example: going to the grocery store together..." See what Nigerian men could have had but we used our own hands to create entitled, vapid and materialistic dragons. Tueh!

Some men are so lucky, they don’t know what they have. Pull this stunt on me and I’ll walk out of the studio and go home without a backward glance. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

Some men are so lucky, they don’t know what they have. Pull this stunt on me and I’ll walk out of the studio and go home without a backward glance. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

Hear me out guys, I believe the way you behave in relationships is a reflection of how you will behave in your marriage. If as a man, you do not feel the need to help your partner with her needs( if not all, but most), then you will never feel the need to do it in marriage. It would even get worse… That’s why I would always advise ladies to choose men that are ready to help them grow. Not just for them, but for the kids they will be having together someday. A lot of women are single handedly taking care of their children even when their husbands is present because they ignored those signs during their relationship. And if as a man, you think a woman is doing nothing to help you grow, then leave her and go for women that will help you grow