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 San Francisco, CA
Joined May 2013
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fuck it, 5 minutes of capybara onsen โ™จ๏ธ
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first that rat, now this cat what is going on in the animal kingdom?
Lain on the Blockchain
@CryptoCyberia
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I thought cats can't take falling damage :( Poor kitty, but I understand that being trapped with a streamer that you cannot turn off would drive anyone to want to take their own life.
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install gentoo
Oceana
@oceana
Sep 28
BREAKING: A new penguin species has been identified for the first time in over 100 years! ๐Ÿง Genetic research revealed that gentoo penguins are actually 4 distinct species, including a newly described species found on the remote Kerguelen Islands. bit.ly/4ACbG1h
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golden age of gaming slop is about to be here
CHRIS FIRST
@chrisfirst
Sep 28
Fallout: New York, a full Fallout game you play in your browser, built with Claude Opus 5.5. Quests. Dialogue trees. V.A.T.S. A working Pip-Boy. Zero texture files. Zero sound files. Every building, weapon, face and sound is generated by code.
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donut doom-scroll, pingu-scroll
pingmyping@pingmyping
14h
๐Ÿง๐Ÿ”
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there were plenty of italians in iraq, and i asked the same question lol
Anthony Roberto@AnthonyMRoberto
20h
They had Italians in Iraq?
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Justine Kardelโค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ”ฅ๐ŸŒฒ
@dorkburger84
17h
I just saw a white baddie taking the bus. The economy in the Bay is really bad, isn't it?
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which norwood is this?
Whole Mars Catalog
@wholemars
17h
๐Ÿ’ญ โ€œFuck my lifeโ€
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the glock 43x is in the roster and youโ€™re blackpilling?!?
Kostas Moros
@MorosKostas
18h
Woah! Glock 43X on roster. Guess CADOJ wants that lawsuit gone! Haha.
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iโ€™m sorry, but if youโ€™re carrying a pager in 2026 iโ€™m investigating you for crimes against modernity
Adam Levi
@realAdamLevi
Sep 29
Turns out shabat dinners is the only place we can get accepted to in sf
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finally: state mandated gf
Kai@teo_kai_xiang
Sep 29
I CALLED IT. It's happening y'all. The singapore gov has launched a pilot programme for a gov-run dating service. Looks like the pilot is currently restricted to just government workers for now.
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doms everywhere just perked up
Alex (SF 09/22-10/06)
@gpt_alex
Sep 29
YOU CAN BRING YOUR OWN SUBS????????????
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OpenAI DevDay friends that are in town, hmu and Iโ€™ll take you to the local spots you know how to reach me ๐Ÿซก
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โ€œSorry Xi, Slutcon callsโ€ - Dario, probably
Nathan Calvin
@_NathanCalvin
Sep 28
The information reported that Dario missed the earlier state dinner with Xi Jinping "due to a scheduling conflict." ๐Ÿค”
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not pictured, extremely ugly high voltage power lines humming right above the cropped frame
Tim
@TimurNegru
Sep 28
Surprised this one is still on the market. They've even reduced the asking price to โ‚ฌ350k.
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it was an old guy and the train doors closed as he exited and he couldnโ€™t get out of the bag due to how the doors closed on the bag definitely the conductorโ€™s fault here, and there needs to be a station emergency stop and one on the train as well
Gothamist
@Gothamist
Sep 29
A man died on Monday evening when his backpack got caught in the closing doors of a Brooklyn subway car, leading him to get dragged to his death during rush hour, according to the NYPD. gothamist.visitlink.me/GKRxJโ€ฆ
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AI writing itโ€™s own mein kampf
taoki
@justalexoki
Sep 29
which mein kampf translation is your favorite
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โ€œInstinct here, Iโ€™ve added two funerals onto your calendar. No pressure to attend.โ€
โ€œpaulaโ€
@paularambles
Sep 29
all fun and games until you find out instinct didnโ€™t find you an empty row. it made one.
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yes, and iโ€™m surprised how regularly this happens still
Bryan Cheong ๐Ÿฅฎ
@bryancsk
Sep 28
Is anyone outside of Southeast Asia aware that a fire the size of Western Europe is burning in Indonesia right now?
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i contain gatitudes
teeming-asymptoting@appleMechanic
Sep 28
i contain altitudes
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five guys is so delicious
joyce
@henloitsjoyce
Sep 29
5 men brought me to the House Of Prime Rib
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