Whatever, my mom thinks I’m funny. Financial advisor by day, worker outer by night. Once ate five grapes in a row. I am unemployed and live with my mother.
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Someone asked if I was ready for the fall and it took me a second to realize they meant autumn and not the total collapse of society.
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RT @StarbrightHQ: @jess_felts Bullshit. That's complete revisionist history. The man panicked and went into a weird mental place because HE…
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What is the world coming to?
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My girlfriend asked if I’d consider marrying her someday. But, and here’s the catch, Margo Robbie was on the screen when she asked. So I requested clarification in terms of who she was referring to. And now I’M THE BAD GUY?!
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Trump has made living so unaffordable that I’m going to have to downgrade from LGBTQ+ to LGBTQ with ads.
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