FASCISTA, BEST VESSEL MECHANIC ON THE PLANET. FLOWING STRAIGHT FROM THE SURVIVAL SCROLL. ( PARODY-ACCOUNT)

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TWO V8’s AINT NO SUCH THING AS DRIVING SLOW IN THIS BUGATTI.
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NO HOMO, NO MARICON.
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LOCK THE CEO UP, IM THE CEO FUCK, PRISON IN FEBRUARY I AINT IN NO RUSH. BALL SO HARD YA I HAD TO GO PRO ONCE.
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THE BIBLE TOLD US EVERY GIRL WAS SOUR DONT PLAY IN HER GARDEN DONT SMELL HER FLOWER.
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MOTHERFUCKER IM ILL NOT SICK.
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I GO SO FUCKING HARD TILL MY HEART SKIP A BEAT.
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BITCH IM AMAZING.
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FASCIA ₿ANDZ retweeted
This is going to be a hard pill to swallow.
🚨Scientists have now found all of the DNA and RNA bases in meteorites This suggests humans didn’t originate on Earth — we came from space.
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While nucleobases for DNA/RNA have been detected in meteorites, this shows extraterrestrial delivery of life's building blocks to early Earth, not that humans originated in space. Humans evolved on Earth from primate ancestors over millions of years. nature.com/articles/s4146… sciencenews.org/article/all-of…
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Liberal white women when they hear ICE is about to arrest an illegal immigrant MS-13 gang member down the street…
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"I'm a Human N*gger going hard as F*ck!" - Alex Jones
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My favorite video of all time never seen a video funnier never will
Time Capsule Tales
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KABOOM!! JUST IN: AG Pam Bondi just UNLEASHED the FULL Epstein Files under the Transparency Act, ALL 3.5 MILLION pages DROPPED, redactions JUSTIFIED only for victims, and HIGH-PROFILE names EXPOSED with ZERO cover-ups for embarrassment or politics. “No records withheld or redacted based on embarrassment, reputational harm, or political sensitivity to ANY official, public figure, or foreign dignitary!” This BACKFIRED BIGLY on the left, powerful Dems like Bill Clinton (mentioned 1,193 times!) and others BUSTED, while fake smears against Trump called out as BS! VINDICATION for Trump!
🚨 JUST IN: AG Pam Bondi just UNLEASHED the FULL Epstein Files under the Transparency Act, ALL 3.5 MILLION pages DROPPED, redactions JUSTIFIED only for victims, and HIGH-PROFILE names EXPOSED with ZERO cover-ups for embarrassment or politics. “No records withheld or redacted based on embarrassment, reputational harm, or political sensitivity to ANY official, public figure, or foreign dignitary!” This BACKFIRED BIGLY on the left, powerful Dems like Bill Clinton (mentioned 1,193 times!) and others BUSTED, while fake smears against Trump called out as BS! VINDICATION for Trump!
Community note
No new files were publicly released on Feb 14-no additional dump or "unleash." Specific mention counts (e.g., Clinton 1,193x) are not in the letter and unsupported. Sources: DOJ Jan 30 announcement (justice.gov); Politico/The Hill/Reuters on Feb 14 letter (redactions justification
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This is a complete lie. The DOJ simply released a statement with a list of names associated with epstein and the files. There hasn't been a single new file release since the batch in late January 2026, which still includes heavy redactions. justice.gov/epstein
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FASCIA ₿ANDZ retweeted
Replying to @HasanKhxnx
I am not suicidal. I eat healthy food. The brakes on my car and truck are in good shape. I practice good trigger discipline and never point a gun at anyone, including myself. There are no deep pools of water on my farm and I’m a pretty good swimmer.
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I respect this guy more than the people downplaying the Epstein files.
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and you idiots took Bill Gates vaccine when they were planning on how to get rid of all the poor people? couldn’t be me. I bet yall are eating his lab made meat.
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Use Butter never use any sprays.
Man awarded $25M after getting lung disease from popular cooking spray: ‘Nothing will give him his health back’ nypost.com/2026/02/13/us-new…
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Medicaid data has been open sourced, so the level of fraud is easy to identify. @DOGE is not a department, it’s a state of mind.
Today the HHS DOGE team open sourced the largest Medicaid dataset in department history. This dataset contains aggregated, provider-level claims data for a specific billing code over time. For example, using this dataset, it would have been possible to easily detect the large-scale autism diagnosis fraud seen in Minnesota. Download the data yourself: opendata.hhs.gov
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JUST IN: 🇦🇪 Dubai billionaire CEO Sultan Ahmed bin Sulayem resigns after email reveals Jeffrey Epstein thanked him for "torture video."
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Conspiracy theorists now that the world knows they're not crazy, they just got a higher IQ than most people:
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