you can kill two hogs but there will always be a third. probably a fourth, too
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My physique is top 0.1% for people who have the McDonald’s app on their phone.
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time to go make a sandwich without washing my hands so i can get #HeavyMetalPoisoning
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called the financial aid office and got put on hold for an hour only to be told after explaining the situation that "this is out of my realm, i need to get the director, but she's off today so i'll call you back tomorrow." like genuinely just go fuck yourself. are we serious here
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faggot brother was talking in the family groupchat about how he's already used an entire can of pumpkin spice whipped cream making his gf lattes. i hate that unemployed househusband rich breadwinner gf faggot so much. nigga just plays valheim all day
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