Cannabis🍃Ratel🦝 Manchester United❤️

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Does smoking weed before you sleep make you have a good sleep?
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Omo I don close for the day, make una wey Elon pay continue, make I sleep fes. 😪
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if your coochie can put a nigga to sleep, I don’t want it, one girl thief my watch last week. 😪
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Omo why I no open this thing for market? And nah below them put am 🤦‍♂️
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How much money is bastard money abeg? 😪
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Una congrats o, I’ll be back 😂
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When he blocked me then you are the one that told me not to look his side and do my things. I no even remember say one person dey way them called Gard Brian.. He is a low level stoner, if he dey means of better stoners they would have thought him well..
You smoke weed doesn’t necessarily guarantee composure, stupid people smoke weed too. You’d think a nigga is wise until you have a misunderstanding. You have to have that acceptance within you that you’re both a stup!d person and a low life to actually go to this level in beefing with a fellow man. @HardBStrain
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Una dey see wetin una country dey play bah?
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This money wey una dey use buy cars and houses, abeg which work in particular dey bring am?
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You see those people with beautiful faces, nah then you suppose Dey fear gan gan
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Be honest, where were you in 2010?
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Without bias, which governor do you think is currently the best performing??
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A horrible person is a horrible person, then you make his misdoings about tribe? Then you’re no better person, ibu ezigbo imbecile.
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420Milly retweeted
my elder sis twin boys, when they were like 4yrs old, her neighbor downstairs came to complain one saturday morning how the kids are always stomping the floor. before she knocked, the boys were preparing to shower so they followed their mom to see who’s at the door. they saw it was a woman and hid behind the couch, as the woman began her complains… they both stood up and ran into their room at full speed. 😂 she and the neighbor look each other burst laugh. 😂
if you’re house hunting, ask if the occupants of the apartment above yours have a child or children between 2-6yrs. e get why.
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When una Dey start yam festival 😊
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Receipts full everywhere 😂 @conjaigwe 😂
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You smoke weed doesn’t necessarily guarantee composure, stupid people smoke weed too. You’d think a nigga is wise until you have a misunderstanding. You have to have that acceptance within you that you’re both a stup!d person and a low life to actually go to this level in beefing with a fellow man. @HardBStrain
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Imagine if this was the other way round nobody would have raised a brow 😂 But that man shameless diiiiie 🤦‍♂️
I told you I wasn’t interested in a relationship. You said we could just be friends. I didn’t block you. You started calling, I had no problem with that. Then you said you had no data and asked me to subscribe for you. I did. Few days later you passed an exam, I congratulated you like a good friend. Next message? You’re telling me what to gift you for smashing it. I thought you were joking. You called to remind me. I played along and you foolishly said Apple AirPods. It’s not your birthday. I’m not your girlfriend, we’ve never seen each other and I have never asked you for anything. You even had the nerve to say we should buy it outside the country.
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Since history; women has been known to be doing worse for less
Dem go run go marry fat Oyinbo women because of papers and financial benefits then dem go come cheat on them with Nigerian women. Men are confused being 🤣🤣
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420Milly retweeted
Dem go run go marry fat Oyinbo women because of papers and financial benefits then dem go come cheat on them with Nigerian women. Men are confused being 🤣🤣
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420Milly retweeted
You can’t afford me if pressing 100k when I get cramps is a problem.
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