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βSomething is wrong here. War, disease, death, destruction, hunger, filth, poverty, torture, crime, corruption, and the Ice Capades. Something is definitely wrong. This is not good work. If this is the best God can do, I am not impressed. Results like these do not belong on the rΓ©sumΓ© of a Supreme Being. This is the kind of shit you'd expect from an office temp with a bad attitude. And just between you and me, in any decently-run universe, this guy would've been out on his all-powerful ass a long time ago. And by the way, I say "this guy", because I firmly believe, looking at these results, that if there is a God, it has to be a man.
No woman could or would ever fuck things up like this. So, if there is a God, I think most reasonable people might agree that he's at least incompetent, and maybe, just maybe, doesn't give a shit. Doesn't give a shit, which I admire in a person, and which would explain a lot of these bad results.β
β George Carlin
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Hereβs a clip of Gronkβs injury in 2015 that ended up being a Grade 1 knee strain.
He pounded the ground, rolled around, and yelled for 2 minutes. He only missed ONE game.
This was your reaction, @stoolpresidente.
βThe man tweaked his hammy, and acted like both ACLs, MCLs, and everything else had been tornβ¦β
-@stoolpresidente has given Caleb Williams a new nickname; βThe Thespianβ
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Bears QB Caleb Williams came through the locker room while the media was present. He was walking under his own power, no crutches or anything, maybe a slight limp.
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Pop culture moment which may never be equaled:
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Dolly Parton's Top-10 Pet Peeves on David Letterman:
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"This country was founded by slave owners who wanted to be free."
-George Carlin
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Imagine being so profoundly fucking fragile that when a Canadian province refuses to kiss your ring, you pull out a fucking map and scribble over the name of a Great Lake.
Someone get this diapered fucking lunatic a juice box. π¨π¦
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My wife asked if I was even listening to her. I thought, "That's an odd way to start a conversation."
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All religions are bullshit and just made up nonsense by man.
Religion is nothing more than a coping mechanism for dealing with death.
You don't go to heaven.
You don't go to hell.
You just go extinct... and that's all, folks.
Life is precious... enjoy every minute of it.
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Hmmmm...Anyone else see the problem here?
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πΆMy girl's a bitch when she's moodyπΆ
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πΆShe's Been Calling Me AgainπΆ
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