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If you make an emoji italic and bold in word it becomes withered did you know this
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What the f*ck is this drug trip
I told Opus 5.5 to make a cow that runs. This is what it gave me for $6.80.
It runs on its f*cking udder. Four teats as legs. Then it jumps a fence in slow motion and lands like a pancake.
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no one was more locked in than Tantusar modding the HTwins server in 2018
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Imagine being a kid and dying of measles, a disease we completely eradicated 27 years ago… because your parents watch Fox News and are as dumb as a fucking dickhead with a dickheaded brain
The Pennsylvania measles outbreak has surpassed 1,000 cases, making it the largest U.S. measles outbreak in 35 years.
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NOT AT CHILI’S BABY
10.99 for a burger with fries, bottomless chips and salsa and unlimited drink.
Prices in the US have absolutely lost the plot.
$20 for a burger and fries
$4.37 a gallon for gas
$80+ for a driving lesson
$3+ for a bottle of soda
$25-$30 for a basic takeout meal
$30+ for a short Uber ride
$150+ a week for groceries for one person
$170+ a night for a “cheap” hotel
Rent prices through the roof
Everything costs more and somehow wages never seem to catch up.
At this point we’re just getting robbed.
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hello.
before i deactivate, i wanna clarify i didn't know i could hurt people like this. i trusted my friends but now it turns out im getting exposed. i’m leaving because you all hate me and can’t accept the fact that i got Joe Biden pregnant. goodbye.
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Salad retweeted
omfg me and a friend were looking up terrible mispellings of minecraft on happy wheels and we found a level from like 2012 it did not disappoint😭🧵
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after careful consideration i have decided i am going to jump from windy landscape and beat grief as my first extreme wish me luck
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