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JUST IN: U.S. seizes more than 600,000 gallons of biodiesel bound for Cuba.
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Fun fact: 100% of British citizens don’t own this.
Fun fact: 90% of Americans have no idea what this is.
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Wow, so based
Trump supporters are completely losing their minds The European Parliament is now hosting a 2.5-meter golden statue of a naked Trump sitting on a smaller man’s shoulders, titled “The Orange Plague”, aka “King of Injustice” I’ll just say this: the European Parliament is so based
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Il est incroyable que ces Américains ayant grandi entre une station service Texaco et un Burger King aient plus conscience de leurs racines que les Européens qui vivent au milieu des Abbayes, des Chateaux, des Amphithéatres romains etc
🚨 BREAKING: In an incredible moment, Sec. Marco Rubio just WALKED OUT in front of the Acropolis in Athens, Greece to demand a resurgence of Western Civilization values and against mass 3rd world migration And he's doing it at the BIRTHPLACE of the West. Inject this into my veins. 🔥🔥 "The imagination of the western world. GENERATIONS of our statesmen...have looked to [Acropolis] with wonder, with awe." "2.5 centuries after the founding of the American Republic...I stand here today as a Secretary of State of that republic...I stand here to testify to a debt that no lapse of time, no distance of space can ever extinguish." "The history of America, of my country, is covered with the fingerprints of antiquity. Greece is literally carved into the architecture of our government." This speech is pure gold.
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If i were to watch any Star Wars movies / serials after Episode III, which would it be? Are any of them good?
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Women actually think the average guy has rapist friends and we're all just cool with it and we high five each other
If men are actually interested in preventing violence against women women they can start by ratting out their friends in their rape group chat and shutting down conversations calling Gabby Petito a virus, but they won’t because they are more concerned with male validation.
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Yo City of Tampa maybe consider employing people at the dmv so I don't have to wait 4 hours to renew a DL. Yeah ok thx
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Lol well obviously it's not going to be the biggest midterm landslide. It's going to be a mild turnout midterm. Probably fairly boring.
With four weeks to go, there’s 2 options… Either this is the biggest midterm landslide of the 21st century, or the final nail in the coffin for the mainstream polling industry.
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At the DMV. White zoomer college kid next to me on his phone doing peptide deals. "Ghkcu yeah bro, nah the other will make you more tan. I got a proprietary blend" 😂
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Don't ever get one. If you do, I won't call you gay, because they're fucking awful
I’ve still never had a “panic attack” in my life. Not even sure what that means. Sounds pretty gay actually.
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Jack Bauer Respector retweeted
Adolf Hitler Favorability Rating 🟢 Favorable: 6% 🔴 Unfavorable: 85% Favorable By Party: Democrats: 🟢 Favorable: 10% Republicans: 🟢 Favorable: 5% YouGov Poll
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Am I the only one who finds car chase scenes kinda boring?
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Iran has a new oil minister. Considering Iran has not loaded a single barrel of crude onto a vessel since August 25th, what is the oil minister managing?
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The only exercise my calves get is from running or the secondary affects of using the hack squat. I just don't care about my calves.
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This is just totally untrue. Weird take. I think you're scraping the bottom of the content barrel here.
“You don’t study for the spelling bee” is a deep and important aspect of American culture. I was at a baseball game discussing some young players with a buddy one time and he said to me offhandedly, “hard work is fine, but nothing beats talent.” Americans have this sort of sense that there’s something a little off about working really hard to get good at something that you’re not naturally good at. You’re never really going to be on the same level as the guy who has a natural talent. We have room in our hearts for scrappy little guys who work hard, but we are by default suspicious of grinders and strivers. If you were really meant to do it, then you’d be naturally good at it. You sign your kids up for little league, but you don’t take it too seriously unless they show remarkable early talent. Yes, this sounds sort of ridiculous if you take it too literally. No, nobody is saying that there’s any kind of practical test for this or that anybody should be excluded because we found out that they secretly studied too hard. But this is a part of American culture. And if you can’t understand it, then that just marks you out as foreign to that culture to an even greater degree.
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Things that never happened for $500 Alex
My whole Canadian family only ever has one takeaway after visiting the United States time and time again and it’s always “wow they don’t say thank you”
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Jack Bauer Respector retweeted
Coming of age novel about a guy turning 35
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Yes but did you run this by the Hague first?
Secretary of War Pete Hegseth has recommended — and President Donald J. Trump has approved — death by U.S. Army firing squad for convicted terrorist Nidal Malik Hasan, the jihadist who opened fire on unarmed American soldiers at Fort Hood in 2009. He killed 13 people and wounded 32 others while shouting “Allahu Akbar” during the attack. The Secretary of the Army will set the time and place of the execution. Judgement day for Hasan has finally come.
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Replying to @beezus_fuffoon
No, that's not right. Even though I loved Denzel's portrayal, The Shield and Training Day were shot in the same year. We were completely unaware of it and we were well into shooting the first season by the time TD hit theaters. So, an incredible coincidence to be sure! Also crazy that he won the Oscar for his dirty cop and I won the Emmy for mine... in the same year! Crazy!
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