Trial Attorney | Fluff Owner | UCF Alumna ⚔️ Football, Current Events, and Other Nonsense.

Orlando, FL
welp.
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watching this defense now…
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This offensive line is offensive
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watching this possession like..
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we need to put Rocco in 🏈
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Straight from the galaxy 🌌 #BuiltByHouston x #GoCoogs
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I know somebody who’s going into the war jar
At this point, I am not going to dwell on Jane Doe's identity any more than is necessary. Unfortunately she had to be identified, for reasons of public interest: to erode the fallacious premise that anyone who ever claims any sort of victimhood -- no matter how unvetted, and no matter the countervailing evidence -- is entitled to permanent anonymity via specious judicial decree. And thereafter enabled by a compliant, ideologically-captive media. But please do not harass her, her family, or anyone else associated with her. I'm serious. I wish her no harm. I feel bad for her in a way. Yes, I know the seven guys have been brutally harassed and faced awful consequences. I primarily blame the sleazebag plaintiff's lawyers for this debacle of an outcome. Sure, Jane Doe has agency in the matter. But I don't wish to impugn her personally. I honestly wish her the best. I don't think this should define the rest of her life.
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awwww we are their very own space game 🥹
𝙄𝙉𝙏𝙍𝙊𝘿𝙐𝘾𝙄𝙉𝙂: 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙂𝙍𝙄𝘿𝙄𝙍𝙊𝙉 𝙂𝘼𝙇𝘼𝙓𝙔 10 helmets. Each with a connection to Houston that will be worn Saturday morning vs UCF #BuiltByHouston x #GoCoogs
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🖤 Game Day 💛 @BouncyButtonCo Button ⚔️ Wings Ordered (Flyer’s, IYKYK) 🏈 LETS FUCKING GOOOO!
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Come party with me tonight at The Funky Monkey - Gastrobar from 6:30 - 9:30pm!!! . . #music #TheFunkyMonkey #JP2Guitar #IRMC fb.me/e/26cOtdtvu3?mibextid=…
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🦝 🎨 🌬️ 🍂 😂
Eric Schmitt: "Did you or did you not fall in love with a Native American woman who could talk to willow trees and paint with all the colors of the wind?" Jack Smith: "That was John Smith."
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Happy Friday y’all!!
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This is EXACTLY what it sounds like to women
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tiffany retweeted
today is the first day of breast cancer awareness month, a subject that is near and dear to my heart. if you should be getting a yearly mammogram and haven’t scheduled yours yet, please get that done. early detection saves lives. 💕
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tiffany retweeted
Remember the Florida lawyer who was ordered to explain... WITHOUT USING AI... why she shouldn’t be sanctioned after a Florida appellate court said her filings looked like “AI slop”? She just responded... and she's pushing back HARD... And her argument is basically: > “AI slop” is not a legal standard. She says the legal strategy, arguments and professional judgment were hers, that every authority was reviewed and verified, and that the court is effectively treating writing that looks AI-generated as evidence of sanctionable conduct. She also did a full audit of the filings: roughly 237 citation instances. Her concession? Two errors... an outdated rule subsection and one quotation that wasn’t actually verbatim. Her position: those are human mistakes, not fabricated law. So this case just got MUCH more interesting. The question is no longer merely whether lawyers can use AI. It’s whether a court can infer that a lawyer failed to exercise independent professional judgment because the work product looks like AI... even where the cases are real, the citations exist, and the lawyer stands behind the arguments. That is a much bigger fight for the profession. My take: if she wrote all 84 pages of her response without using AI in 2026, free this women... she earned it! 😂
Wow... the legal profession’s pushback on AI is starting to get a lot more serious. 👀 And this one is very interesting. A Florida lawyer is facing possible sanctions for suspected AI use even though there were no fake cases or hallucinated citations. The cases were real. The citations were real. The court’s issue was basically: did a lawyer actually think through and write this? In Lisandrillo v. Palozzi, the 4th DCA tore into a series of filings in a divorce/custody case, calling them unfocused, scattershot and, at points, basically gibberish. Judge Robert Gross wrote: “An AI supercomputer would struggle to find meaning in some of the prose used in this case.” The court suspected the filings had been put together using AI instead of through the lawyer’s own independent professional judgment. It then ordered the lawyer to explain within 10 days, specifically WITHOUT USING AI, why she shouldn’t be sanctioned or referred to The Florida Bar. The lawyer has publicly denied using AI to generate the filings. The underlying message from the court seems pretty clear: Using AI isn’t a defense for bad lawyering, and even technically accurate AI-assisted work can become a problem if it looks like nobody exercised actual legal judgment. I think we’re going to see a lot more of this. The legal profession is starting to push back on AI use in a much more fundamental way than just “don’t hallucinate cases”!
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Oooohhh drone show
Mark your calendars for a month full of space events! ✨ Full details: go.ucf.edu/47efY1L
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I had a case where my 14yo client was prosecuted for jumping over a fence in the neighborhood he lived in, scuffing the fence… they’re still criminalizing childhood in that county, I see (I got it dismissed, but jfc)
🚨#BREAKING: The 11-YEAR-OLD BOY who was stopped by police, FINGERPRINTED, and ordered to court for riding his dirt bike to go FISHING 300 FEET FROM HIS OWN HOUSE... ...has just pleaded NOT GUILTY in court The 6th-grader MISSED SCHOOL because the State of Florida is prosecuting him for a misdemeanor. His name is Cade Kirchner, he's 11. He built and sold squirrel tables all summer and saved $900 and bought a little electric dirt bike with his own money. On Labor Day he grabbed his fishing pole and rode toward the pond at Sweetwater Park. Police pulled him over, fingerprinted, ticketed, and then TOWED HIS DIRT BIKE AWAY. The day before court, Cade said: "I'm feeling very scared. I'd rather be in school instead of being at court." His dad called the State Attorney's Office on Monday hoping they'd drop it. Their answer: they're pursuing charges. So Tuesday morning at 9 a.m., Cade missed class and walked into Seminole County Court with his mom, his dad, and a lawyer. He stood there for less than two minutes. The judge told him to come back December 2nd. His dad's words after: "How ridiculous that he had to miss school for that." New bodycam video came out this week. The officer, on camera, told an 11-year-old: "You're getting one ticket today. You could have gotten six criminal violations, but I'm giving you one." Six criminal violations, for a kid with a fishing pole. Did Cade technically break the law? Sure. The bike has no pedals and the state of Florida law calls it a motorcycle and even Cade's own parents have said he shouldn't have been on the road. The argument is that we have VIOLENT CRIMINALS who are being released every single day by the court system all the time who are constantly let off with warnings... But this kid is getting the full weight of the justice system brought against him. Now prosecutors are spending taxpayer money to keep the case going into DECEMBER. Cade's lawyer says he expects it to be resolved soon. It should have been resolved on the side of the road with the words "go home, kid." This is so stupid... we are destroying childhood freedom for kids and no one seems to care. This is not the America I want for my kids.
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I hope @BrianWPeterson is ecstatic 🖤💛✨
Big weekend for the color gold 😁
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tiffany retweeted
what happened with christa pike's botched execution is unique in that she was given the lethal injection drugs twice; the fact it was botched is not unique in TN or any other state. states consider an execution successful if the person dies, no matter how long it takes or how much suffering is involved. it is cruel and unusual and violates the 8th amendment of the constitution. 27 states have the death penalty; of those states, 4 of them have a gubernatorial moratorium in place. 3 of those states do not require a death sentence to be unanimous; alabama requires a 10 to 2 verdict, FL requires 8 to 4 (meaning you need 5 people to vote for life for a life verdict) and missouri and indiana (grouped together as one state for some reason) allow the judge to decide if the jury is split. note that FL has had the highest number of death row exonorees (30!). it's way past time for the u.s. to abolish the death penalty. it's barbaric and cruel, and if you disagree, look at the other countries that regularly execute people like iran and saudi arabia, and ask yourself if those countries are ones we should emulate. one of the reasons we're allegedly in a war with iran (besides the nuke argument) is that iran is executing protesters. how dare we claim moral superiority just because we don't execute protesters?
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