willie wagtail@911witchery

I hate birders, I hate the south, and I love eating stuff off the ground

Joined January 2023
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The drivers on 81 in Virginia aren’t actually people. No souls. Just empty vessels, getting in our way. And that, Sharks, is why I’m pitching Interstate 81 Mass Graves. I’m looking for 100 excavators in exchange for 20% equity and grave naming rights
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Someone at this show smells like the mexedrone I had GC/MS’d back in 2017
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Cheap perfume
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I’ve acquired a veterinarian in my friend circle. I’m now only missing human medical doctor and human dentist
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Giant Chinese finger trap. That’s right - our forests are home to sleeper cells full of Chinese giants and the government is hiding it from you
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Got some durian arriving on Thursday. Been well over a decade since I've had it
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I have no idea what Classic Man is but god I love Roger graduating from Howard
juan crow@twinkletweetu
Oct 5
Idc i liked Classic Man when it came out
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Recent frogs
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I don’t even know if I did it right. It was missing albums I wanted to add
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There are three musicians I wish I could go back in time and kill before they had a chance: Neil Diamond, Tom Morello, and all of RHCP
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Honorable mention: all of Steely Dan
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New Backyard Beast
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Fucking search and rescue dog jumped on me. Stay imprisoned, foul beast
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Video now unavailable but this is the best song I've heard in a long time youtube.com/watch?v=bwYorOvg…

Gardening

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willie wagtail@911witchery
Sep 28
I love Nadia Faye with my whole heart youtu.be/ocrJiq62_28
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I'm a firm believer that women in their 20s make the saddest music
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Saw a Halloween Minion facedown, dead in someone’s lawn. I hate that street violence is taking over my city
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My body needed this after a month in the high desert
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Yessss osprey screaming outside my apartment
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Oh thank god it’s going to be a platonic birding outing. Phew
willie wagtail@911witchery
Aug 28
Ugh got a birding date and the one place I know for bay-breasted warblers is inaccessible now
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Shane 🦧@TheMonkeyJungle
Oct 1
I’ve been honking at other cars more frequently lately. Sometimes I’ll follow someone so I can honk at them more
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Man I love outside
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