No wonder Massive Mike McCarthy can’t figure out the offense. He can’t even figure out where his dick is! His gut is so HUGE that its gravitational pull is causing Aaron’s passes to sail, and our receivers to drop the ball. Will “Big Mike” even survive for his 5 year deal? GROSS!
Emmanuel Acho tells Leonard Fournette that his pro career was “trash”
Emmanuel- “You didn’t do anything during your career, you were Ass”
Fournette- “Did you ever get signed to a roster or just the practice squad?”
Metcalf 3rd down, drop
Metcalf 4th down, drop
Metcalf across the middle, drop
Metcalf, his hands don't work
Metcalf, he out there eating candy and shit
Metcalf, pants, drop