Squidward
* Despises work despite it being honest and steady
* Tries to live in a squid-ethnostate only to realize he actually hates it and just likes the idea of it
* Does everything in his power to put down those below him but is a giant pussy when someone above him lays down the law
* Giant fucking nose
Krabs is just greedy, which while inherently a jewish trait, doesn't define a jew.