Storyteller. Professional overthinker. Fluent in sarcasm & bad humour. World so dark, that my dark humour shines like a bright beam. Also, a movie nerd. 🇨🇦
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I started this account because my therapist said “express yourself more.”
She did not specify where.
Here we are. 🫡
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Nicolas Cage is John Madden. Christian Bale is Al Davis. Madden opens and someone finally treated Boom like a prestige role.
Football wouldn’t be football, without Madden. Watch #MaddenMovie November 18 on @PrimeVideo.
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39 years ago today, Fox opened The Princess Bride with no trailer and sold it as a zany comedy.
$16 million budget. About $30.9 million domestic. Barry Diller told Reiner to wait — home video would finish what theaters started.
National Film Registry in 2016. Still more permanent than half the tentpoles that beat it that fall.
The audience was right. Opening weekend just showed up late.
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Dave Franco is a weredog. Lea Salonga is the Manananggal. Forgotten Island opens and the folklore department finally got a budget.
This September, experience the adventure of a lifetime. @DreamWorks Forgotten Island is only in theaters September 25!
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Warner Bros. shelved Coyote vs. Acme for a $30 million tax write-off. The movie had already cost about $70 million.
Fans pushed back hard. Within days the studio let the filmmakers shop it. Ketchup Entertainment bought the rights for around $50 million.
August 28, 2026: it finally hit theaters. 96% Certified Fresh. This week it crossed $100 million worldwide.
Digital lands at midnight ET on September 29. The write-off grew an audience.
Wile E. sued the catalog. The catalog blinked.
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Cliff Booth, 1977. The stuntman's union finally got a lead.
Brad Pitt returns as Cliff Booth, only this time it’s 1977 and it’s a very different Hollywood.
Directed by David Fincher from a screenplay by Quentin Tarantino, THE FURTHER MIS-ADVENTURES OF CLIFF BOOTH comes to IMAX November 25.
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32 years ago today, The Shawshank Redemption opened and almost nobody showed up.
$25 million budget. About $16 million back on the first run. Seven Oscar nominations. Zero wins. Forrest Gump and Pulp Fiction ate the fall of 1994.
Then Warner shipped over 320,000 VHS rental copies — a gamble on a theatrical flop — and it became the most rented video of 1995. TNT put it on loop. IMDb voters parked it at #1. In 2015 the Library of Congress filed it in the National Film Registry.
"Hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things, and no good thing ever dies."
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