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Elven beauty: I LOVE your robe. How long have you been a mage?
Me: I'm a cleric
Elven beauty: Oh... that's.. that's a very important class, too. Well... it was nice speaking to you
Me: I can heal anything... anything... save a wounded heart
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guy: how do you want it
me: f**k me like we are in costco and i am standing in your way
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what is it about "costco" that makes a man say "i'm no longer a gentlemen" as soon as he steps inside?
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do your days seem monotonous? maybe you've already died. what if the food from doordash you eat every day is from your mom bringing it to your place of death? what if the beer you drink was left out for you by your dad? now that you know... it's time to go. *holds out my hand*
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just read that if you're blue check, a million impressions gets you about $1000. had a post that got 2.8 million, so missed out on almost $3000.
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in germany, kindness gets you nowhere and smiling is a sign of weakness. they're like the harkonnens. they only respect power.
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i often wonder since ants are so small, can they see bacteria? like is bacteria the size of an ant for them?
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