Trump to Modi: "India must stop buying Russian crude oil, or we'll slap 25% tariffs on you.
Modi ji: "Oh, really??
Trump to Modi: "India must stop buying Russian crude oil, or we'll impose 50% tariffs. I'm serious.
Modi ji: "Arrange a call with Putin and ramp up supply to 40%.
Trump to Modi: "India must stop buying Russian crude oil, or we'll hit you with 500% tariffs!"
Modi ji: "Start importing more oil from UAE, Iraq, and Saudi. Stockpile reserves. Keep Russian supply steady and continuous. Ignore the rantings of Congress."
Trade deal signed. Modi doesn't budge on Russian crude imports.
S. Jaishankar: "Sir, we might have some explaining to do."
Modi ji: "Trust me. By 2026, you'll thank me."
Israel attacks Iran in February 2026. Iran retaliates, bombing oil producers Saudi Arabia, Kuwait, UAE, and Qatar.
S. Jaishankar (calling Union Minister of Oil and Gas, Hardeep Singh Puri): "How's the oil situation, Hardeep ji?"
Hardeep Singh Puri: "Uninterrupted supply from Russia and Iraq. No worries...Modi ji sorted it all during Putin's December visit to India."
He always thinks of India and Indians first.
One man.....serenely eating his khichdi smiles enigmatically at his modest residence.......(his favourite Punganur calf, Deepjyoti frolicks beside him, as he whispers to himself, "They won't understand me today, but they will remember me when I am gone......."