I've accepted that I am a grandpa in all ways but actual. 🤷🏼♂️💕🙃 He/Him
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Ordered curry and icecream and doordash said this violates terms of service and deletes my account???
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"They got money for war but can't feed the poor"
Poster spotted in Meanjin / Brisbane
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As if the horrific mental illness wasn't enough, my ten piece nuggets is only nine. When will the torment end.
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Wish I could be paid to write a series of like educational children's books that I'd call "How They Lived" that answered that in regards to like, Vikings, ancient Egyptians, medieval knights, pre agriculture humans...etc. Cries in academic burnout
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going insane bc #sims4 says it needs to update so it won't let me play but it also Will Not update. Please I'm begging EA. I've killed so many roaches today I need to pretend I live somewhere nice
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@TheSims why does the EA launcher hate me personally
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One of the most southern things I do is that if someone does something annoying my immediate response is a terse "sir" or "ma'am."
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“I like to think that Gandalf Big Naturals is an angel, or some kind of final parting gift from my own boobs…”
@Nknhall chatted with @beccateeth, the queer creator behind Gandalf Big Naturals. bit.ly/3Fj8flI
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There's a place I pass on the way to work that has a sign out front in bold letter saying "UNDER NEW MANAGEMENT" which is a ringing endorsement for the previous manager for sure.
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*desperate for validation* These Rosemary and Olive Oil Triscuits are serving cunt
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Having a thick, unrepentant ass and a big juicy pussy is a trauma response
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