I'm your local Domino's pizza hater, been destroying your pizzas since the late 80's!

The Noid Void, Duh.
DO. NOT. BUY. THESE!!!!! THIS IS NOT ME AND IT WILL NEVER MATCH ME. DOMINO'S IS TRICKING YOU TO HATE ME EVEN MORE, AND MAKE ME A LESS CREDIBLE SOURCE! this account is TOTALLY made by Domino's to get more money off you for their corp! REMEMBER THIS, PIZZA HATERS: "SCREW NFTS!"
Whoa 1st tweet better make it important...​ 🚨🚨I need funds to stop @Dominos! Buy my NFTs and help a Noid out?!🚨🚨​ They look cool. Just like me. rarible.com/thenoid
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#Rainworld 나는 먹다 디엘씨
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scarman slaughter
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God stop TYPING like that, nobody gives two fucks! Looks like generative AI SLOP, which I would expect you to use, but I know your editor used Photoshop. This is so sad. LMAO, "Pls." pathetic! #Getbetteratadvertising
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I HAVE NO WORDS....????? HUH?????
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ISN'T THAT HEAVY??? HUH???
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Uhh, NoidMonday i guess
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You make the italians (and myself ofc) mad just by saying this... cheesus crust. Not to be rude with people who enjoy ranch with... pizza of all things, but I don't GET the appeal of ranch with pizza... the texture's AWFUL. Especially from the ones who MADE it exist. ugh.
dipping pizza in ranch. how do we feel about it? 🤔
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Friendly reminder for 2023:​ Dominos makes trash pizza.​ Dominos makes trash pizza.​ Dominos makes trash pizza.​ Dominos makes trash pizza.​ Dominos makes trash pizza.​ Dominos makes trash pizza.​ Dominos makes trash pizza.​ Dominos makes trash pizza.
Friendly reminder for 2023:​ Pineapple belongs on pizza.​ Pineapple belongs on pizza.​ Pineapple belongs on pizza.​ Pineapple belongs on pizza.​ Pineapple belongs on pizza.​ Pineapple belongs on pizza.​ Pineapple belongs on pizza.​ Pineapple belongs on pizza.
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Under absolutely no circumstances should anyone ever sign anything even remotely similar to this.
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I hate like... All of these. If you want good pizza go to an Italian pizza parlor. I know LOTS of better underrated pizza parlors than this GROSS slop all of these pizza corps are known for.
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this sucks actually I think Domino's should pay their employees more, and not to have the customers shoulder part of their livable wage you think they give a flying fuck about "rewarding people for being generous"? no they do that so that they can pay their employees even less
Dominos is giving out coupons to customers who tip generously to delivery drivers
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WOAH WAIT #noidmonday EXISTS?? I JUST GOT ON THIS APP AFTER LEARNING ABOUT THIS WHOLE "TWITTER" OR "X" THING (whatever you call it...)! I NEVER KNEW PEOPLE ACTUALLY DEDICATED A DAY JUST FOR ME?? THATS TUBULAR!! KEEP DOIN' IT, I ACTUALLY QUITE LIKE IT!
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SCREW you Mr. Green. Like SERIOUSLY??? PIZZA EATING CONTEST??? THAT GREASY COVERED SLOP TASTES GROSS DUDE, YOU AND YOUR STUPID SHADES NEED TO THINK ANOTHER WAY OF "BOSS BATTLES." UGH... 🙄
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REMINDER!!! (ALSO DOMINOS PIZZA IS IN IT!!) #FREEPALESTİNE
reminder to boycott any and every brand on the bds list! if you find there are other brands not listed here that are also zionist, avoid those as well! a targetted boycott is most effective but that doesn't mean we can buy from zionist brands just because they aren't listed.
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The Noid retweeted
Fuck Domino's pizza 😭😭😭
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