WHEN A MAN CHEAT Vs WHEN A WOMAN CHEAT !

Tuwon shinkafa with miyan kuka and cow leg 😋😋🤤🤤

I went to the bank last Thursday afternoon to withdraw some cash. While I was waiting, An old man sitting next to me leaned over and said quietly, “Young man, do you have $20 on you?” I almost smiled, thinking he was joking. He looked embarrassed. He explained that his card had been declined and he needed to pay for something urgent before the place closed. He promised he would send it back the same evening if I gave him my number. I handed him the $20 without thinking too much about it. Exactly three hours later, my phone rang. It was him. “Please check your account,” he said. I opened the app. The $20 had arrived. Then I saw another transfer right below it. $2,000. I called him immediately, half confused, half worried it was a mistake. He just laughed softly and said…..

She set the cracked tablet on the table and walked through every lie. Quiet, no tears, and she still pulled the maid out of the blame. That little girl finished it.

I walked past a snack machine at the train station. It made a beep sound. I thought the machine was broken. So I walked past it again, very slow. Beep. I walked past it three more times. Each time I walked even slower. Beep. Beep. Beep. I laughed a lot. I thought the machine was crazy. The next day my phone got five messages. All the messages said the same thing: “You took a snack and did not pay. Please pay now.” I never touched the machine. The beeps were for the chocolate still in my hand. 😭😆

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I love Gen Z, but sometimes the way they think still leaves me speechless. My cousin had been interviewing for months with almost no callbacks. A logistics company finally scheduled a video call for 3 p.m., then cancelled it an hour before with a short email. Around 9:40 that night, his phone rang from an unknown number. He almost ignored it. It was the hiring manager. He apologized for cancelling earlier and said they still wanted to move forward with him. Then he said:

When goalkeepers get bored mid-game. 🥱🤣

RT @freetheboyyy: This isn’t a kebab. This is a meat skyscraper that gets cooked in a brick oven like it owes rent. Eat or Pass https://t.…

Kylie Jenner in her Mom era. Motherhood can never look any better

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The accuracy tho😅😅

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This is exactly why Bayern want to make Michael Olise the highest-paid player at the club. His individual brilliance and technical ability are absolutely insane, bro. He’s everything Barcelona fans think Lamine Yamal is. 😭😭

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Today, I learned how to calculate grades and determine positions (rankings) for hundreds of records in Excel. 📊 It’s amazing how much easier your work becomes once you understand the right Excel formulas. A little knowledge of Excel can save you hours of manual work and make data management much more efficient. I can now call myself and expert in data analysis. Do you have job for me?

LIMAN SUPPORT GROUP SPECIAL APPRECIATION TO EVERYONE WHO JOINED THE WALK Today, we embarked on a remarkable solidarity walk from the Kaduna State Government House, passing through Unguwan Sanusi Constituency, Tudun Wada Constituency, Bashama Road, and Station, before proceeding into Makera, Makera Constituency. The walk was led by Hon. Hussaini Abdulkarim Ahmed Kero, Member of the House of Representatives representing Kaduna South Federal Constituency, and it witnessed an impressive turnout of supporters and well-wishers. We sincerely appreciate everyone who came out to participate. Your presence, sacrifice, unity, love, and commitment made today’s walk a memorable one. Most importantly, the walk was conducted peacefully, and everyone returned home safely. We thank Almighty Allah for protecting us throughout the journey. The massive turnout and the spirit of togetherness demonstrated today are truly appreciated. Hon. Hussaini Abdulkarim Ahmed Kero has once again received tremendous love and support from the people. May Almighty Allah reward everyone who made the sacrifice to join us. May He continue to strengthen our unity, preserve the love among us, and grant us greater success in our collective efforts. Thank you, Kaduna South. Thank you, Makera. Your support and solidarity are deeply appreciated. Hon. Hussaini Abdulkarim Ahmed Kero Member, House of Representatives Kaduna South Federal Constituency

Mary, the Mother of Jesus, was mentioned more in the Quran than in the Bible. She is also the only woman mentioned by name in the Quran.

She put him to sleep in SECONDS after he tried to toss her into the pool. He definitely picked the wrong one!

Yah Allah , abeg bless me with plenty money. I have a whole army of nieces and nephews to spoil, and I’m fully prepared for the assignment. 😂🙏🏽💸 I can’t afford to be a useless auntie! 😭😂

For the fact that we don't need to go through any human to get to Allah is an underrated privilege.