The Bitcoin Wizard | Author of The Great Harvest | @BitcoinForCorps | Advisor @saturn_credit | MSTR + MTPLF + ASST HODLER |
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The worst archetype on X is the crypto trader bro with a $13,000 net worth and a soy gaming chair explaining that Michael Saylor “bought the top.”
You’re wearing a headset designed to locate footsteps in Call of Duty while advising a public company on capital allocation.
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Bitcoin's ownership structure has looked like this exactly twice before.
Coins aged 6 months or older now hold 74.6% of realized cap. Coins under 3 months hold 17.4%.
Since 2013, that combination has appeared in only two windows:
June to October 2015. Next 12 months: +163%.
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When Bitcoin rips to $400,000, they are going to HATE you.
The guy who texted “how’s your Bitcoin 😂” during every crash will explain that you got lucky.
Apparently he was present for every opportunity to buy and somehow witnessed none of them.
He’ll remember the price you
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Normies think Bitcoin is risky.
Then their brother-in-law says he’s opening a brewery and suddenly everyone’s comfortable with venture capital.
His qualifications include owning a beard and having once made beer that didn’t hospitalize anyone.
Now you’ve invested $25,000 in a
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Civilization invented money so I wouldn’t have to barter a goat for dentistry.
Somehow we’ve arrived at a system where preserving the value of my labor requires opinions about Japanese bond yields.
I am a man who occasionally forgets why he opened the refrigerator.
Why do I
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Real estate is an AWFUL investment choice.
The acceptable middle-class dream is apparently to become a landlord at 63 and spend your remaining erections arguing with a tenant about a garbage disposal.
Fuck that. I’m buying Bitcoin.
I have absolutely no desire to reach the autu
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To be absolutely clear: the fact that Strategy even has to pay 12% in STRC is absolutely ludicrous.
Ford has lost 20% of its market share over the last 15 years.
Ford is trading at a 7 forward P/E.
Ford has bonds maturing in 2043 yielding roughly 7%.
Investors are underwritin
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MSTR is easy to understand once you grasp that the world is totally insane and risk is mispriced globally.
Did you know that MSTR and FORD have almost the same market cap?
Ford is valued at roughly $58 billion.
Strategy is roughly $55 billion.
In 2025, Ford moved 4.4 MILLION
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People will spend $60,000 renovating a kitchen so they can stare at nicer surfaces while arguing about money, then explain that Bitcoin has no utility.
You financed a marble island to microwave antidepressant-era lasagna beside a spouse who knows your truck payment by heart.
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“You just want Bitcoin to make you rich without working.”
Yes, after working, paying taxes, paying sales tax with the money left after taxes, and paying property tax to continue occupying the thing I bought with taxed money, I would enjoy owning something scarce.
I apologize
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🔥BITCOIN GOLDEN CROSS + STRIVE DOMINATING + METAPLANET DRAMA?!? FULL BREAKDOWN🔥
Bitcoin is about to hit a GOLDEN CROSS.
I share my opinion on the METAPLANET FIASCO.
I talk about why I bought SLE shares.
I talk about how Strive is going
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$ASST has spent the last two weeks absolutely HAMMERING the SATA ATM.
Estimated SATA proceeds (using last week's capture rate):
• Aug. 24–28: $78.3M
• Aug. 31–Sep. 4: $81.5M
• Two-week total: $159.8M
• Equivalent BTC: ~2,017 BTC
That is roughly $79.9M/week of preferred cap
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Bitcoin is up 12% since March.
ASST is up 179%.
ASST's 20-day average dollar volume went from $38M to $175M. A 4.6x increase.
Every single one of ASST's ten largest dollar-volume days on record happened in the last six weeks.
September 3 printed $461M on 17.2 million
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WOW: Strive's mNAV for ASST is now at a 2.16x
The flywheel is WORKING.
Remember all the people clowning on BTC TCs?
Man.... just imagine how silly they'll all be looking on the way back to the Bitcoin ATH.
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🚀1 WEEK FROM BITCOIN GOLDEN CROSS?!?🚀
Bitcoin's 50-day moving average is 2% below its 200-day.
At the current price, they cross in about a week.
Every golden cross since 2019, forward returns:
3M: +23.5% median, 7 of 8 positive
6M: +30.3% median, 6 of 8 positive
12M: +76.1%
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$SATA is now only 29 Bitcoin away from surpassing last week's SATA raising if the ATM capture rate is the same.
That's 31 Bitcoin away from 1,000 Bitcoin acquired with just the SATA ATM in ONE week.
That's 4.3% of their Bitcoin stack, without counting ATM issuance on the common
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