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“Now don’t you got through life worrying whether somebody like you or not, you best be making sure they doing right by you”
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Tosin Adebayor retweeted
Ronaldo had no accolades before my team
My team had many accolades before and after Ronaldo
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. @Shalom_HeyEliy bus business done !!! Abeg I wan invest for Airport business !!!
Either I buy fleet or make I buy shares.
Taink you
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This is how you control an economy saturated with too wealth !!!
My vote will be going hard for you !!! Send your bill I go pay !!!
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My #LagosLifeCBN manifesto 🏦🇳🇬
Loopholes printed money from nothing. The hole is closed, but the effects on the economy na die. My plan:
1. Close every hole. At least one hole is still open. Kudos to the president for fixing football betting.
2. Amnesty. Two weeks to declare unexplained wealth, pay 30%, keep the rest clean. After that, EFCC comes harder.
3. New naira. Under ₦10m swaps one to one. Above that, the rate gets worse as wealth grows. Unconverted money loses value.
4. CBN bonds. Nice 1, president. Lock money 2 to 8 weeks for interest. Matured bonds still go through the naira swap. You can't hide in bonds to dodge CBN
5. No tier cliffs. Today ₦1.01bn is poorer than ₦999m. A smooth curve kills the reason for alt accounts.
6. Catch structuring. Splitting transfers to dodge limits gets flagged to EFCC.
7. Luxury auctions. Banana Island plots next to the billionaires, car registration plates like Dubai, titles. Watch whales outbid each other to show off.
8. Campaign funding. Back your candidate big. Funds are locked for rallies, billboards and branded rice only. Leftovers burn. Donors listed publicly. Godfather energy
9. Protect the grind. Wages, small businesses and new players untouched. First ₦5m never taxed.
10. Business expensing. Run car, fuel, rent and data through your business, up to 30% of weekly income. Claim small and you're fine. Claim too much and FIRS go land 🧾
11. Weekly CBN report. Money supply, inflation index, money destroyed. All public.
Bonus: EFCC wanted list for multi trillionaires with unexplained wealth. Your face dey board 👀
#LagosLife
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Game ideas:
419 Tycoon
Play as an anti fraud investigator.
Track scams, freeze accounts, gather intelligence.
Or play the scammer route and evade law enforcement.
Moral choices affect your ending.
Minister Simulator
You become a newly elected minister.
Choose between serving the public or looting funds.
Every bad decision worsens roads, power supply, healthcare, and public trust.
Your legacy is scored at the end.
Election Season
Run for office.
Balance campaigning, policy, media appearances, debates, and voter expectations.
Deal with fake news, godfathers, and corruption pressures.
NEPA Challenge
Build a business in Nigeria.
Manage generators, diesel costs, staff, and inflation.
The real enemy is electricity.
Japa Quest
Navigate visas, exams, job applications, relocation costs, immigration policies, and culture shock.
Multiple endings depending on choices.
Area Commander
Clean up a fictional Nigerian city.
Fight cultism, kidnapping, cybercrime, and corruption while improving education and jobs.
Think GTA meets SimCity.
The Missing Budget
Investigative thriller where you're a journalist tracing billions of naira that disappeared from public projects.
Follow the money through shell companies and political networks.
Lagos Hustle
Start with ₦10,000.
Build a business empire through trading, transport, tech, real estate, or agriculture.
Inspired by the everyday Nigerian grind.
I grew up playing The Sims 3 and always wondered what it would be like if the Sims lived in a world inspired by ours.🤷🏽♀️
Then I saw @eureka_seamless riding a danfo through Lagos, and it sparked an idea: Lagos Life Sims.
Take a look around. Who knows, you might make a new friend in the Sims world.
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Shop at Zenith Apparel in Lagos Life 🛍️ lagoslife.app/c/co_c64a09312…
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International football is different from Club football.
I cba about Ronaldo’s action here
Somehow you still think Ronaldo was right in this clip, yall will defend anything he does.
He was calling for his club’s team mate to get sent off, he should have left that to another player. Rooney is right to holdthat grudge forever.
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Tosin Adebayor retweeted
There is no journey without passion. And no passion without United.
Let’s go again.
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