Formerly Bleacher Creature and Fifth Quarter Texas A&M. Beat the Hell outta Everyone. Previous pet dad to bluegill named Tushy. TAMU ‘22
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Hi y’all, for those that remember I used to run Fifth Quarter A&M and @aggiebleacher before I got hacked on November 13th. It does not appear Twitter support is going to give my other account back, but otherwise spread the word: We’re baaack
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A&M and Oklahoma play Nov. 21st.
If you’re gonna schedule a fall wedding, pick that day during that inevitable noon kick.
These offenses could gag a maggot
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Aggie word of the day: Battered Aggie Syndrome.
Definition: this season, after hopes were high for a decent team
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A&M/Arkansas hate week is about to be so boring because neither team could hate each other more than we currently hate ourselves
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Perhaps the only people as terrified as Aggies with Texas A&M’s performance the past two weeks are Arizona State fans.
They’ve gone from “we hung with a top 10 team” to “wait we lost to THIS team by four touchdowns?”
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Anyone else notice how they showed Marcel’s stats as “6 TD’s, 3 INT” and Leavitt’s stats as “9 Pass/Rush TD, 5 INT” instead of “3 Pass TD, 5 INT” 😂
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If A&M beats LSU, I’ll have hope we can make the playoffs. If we lose, I won’t have hope that we make a bowl game.
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