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Hey @jeffdotseth @DavePalet, can one of you ask a dipshit @chargers fan if this is considered “bolting up”? #BoltUp
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Hey @jeffdotseth, what did we always tell @DavePalet? Just like not feeding your Mogwai after midnight, don’t take your girl to the Yankees game and give her Goldschlager. What did Dave do? And here’s the result.
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Hey @jeffdotseth, remember when @davepalet was angry at those kids in Italy for singing Dean Martin songs and he yelled “Shut up, little bastardos” and they yelled “Come down here and make us, F*** Face!”?
¿En que momento le pareció una maravillosa idea a este gilipollas saltar desde un segundo piso para pelearse con alguien en la calle?....jajajaja
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Hey @jeffdotseth remember when @DavePalet was promoting his “Just Get Up & Dance” school program in Kiev?
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Okay, @DavePalet @jeffdotseth, which one of you handjobs green lit the @jonasbrothers @nickjonas @kevinjonas @LudacrisJonas for the halftime show? We’re supposed to make #Australia WANT the @NFL. (And those fuckers didn’t even sing “MMMBop”!?!?)
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I’m honor of #DollyParton vapor locking today, @DavePalet @jeffdotseth, here she is with the greatest rendition of Rocky Top…ever!
youtu.be/_EA7WrDt3Sc?is=PWOc…
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You don’t appreciate the coverage @CBSGolf @GolfonCBS #JimNantz @TrevorImmelman @frank_nobilo @ColtKnost @dottie_pepper @Amanda_Balionis @mark_immelman & @johnson_wagner gives us until you’re forced to watch another network broadcast a major. @usopengolf
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Hey @DavePalet @jeffdotseth shouldn’t #TomBrady @tb12 & @gopuff just go all in and make this guy the front man for the drink? #GoodNut
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Hey @Canada…at least you still have your two Olympic silver medals. And Celine Dion and Loverboy. @CanadiensMTL @StanleyCup @Canes #stanleycup
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Hey @jeffdotseth do you remember when @DavePalet had that advertising agency called “Dave Palet’s Advertising Agency” and he was sooooo excited he landed the Saad’s Fine Jewelers account?
"Come on down to Saad's Fine Jewelers in West Side San Antonio at Ingram Park Mall, where your brand new gold link will get snatched off your neck 5 minutes after you leave the store!"
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“Tommy’s regrets to inform you that today’s Dave & Jeff Show meet n’ greet was cancelled as soon as doors opened due to an unfortunate situation. VIP tickets remain valid. We will notify you when it’s been rescheduled” @DavePalet @jeffdotseth
Libs Hate Us
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Hey @DavePalet @jeffdotseth are we (hopefully) past the point of the Southwest stewardess rolling out her comedy routine during the safety schpiel??? I have a regular Elaine Boosler on my flight right now!
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