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Replying to @AlabamaDoggo
SHIT HOW DO I DELETE THIS.
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They NEED to start putting regulations on ads, I should not need to click the X button 3 times on 3 different parts of the screen to close an App Store ad, and they should not be allowed to pull up the fucking App Store without my permission
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Today is National Cat Day.
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incorrect!! see revised chart
how old is ur cat in human years? mine is 17! 🐱
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Replying to @AbbakarAffan
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Replying to @Zio805771698661
Tell me what you think a murderer or war criminal is without saying that it's someone who you disagree with over a foreign conflict.
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Ah yes "protein water"! My favorite! 17$ (on sale already btw) for 8 cans! So excited!
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Op blocked me (coward btw) but I care deeply about brown women like hila, I guess pic unrelated btw because hila served 20 years ago who is that supposed to be
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She went to her fucking family you freak they all live there.
I like that Hila Klein went to Israel to heal from her breakup. Its like a genocidal Eat Pray Love or something
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I have a few lingering questions about some ancestry results…do you think he does other backgrounds too? 🤞🤞
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They are so racist that they demand people renounce their heritage? Is that person Irish? They act Irish.
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He's right. We should give Iran nukes because a friend he stabbed in the back for being Jewish cheated on his wife.
JUDGE ME BY MY ENEMIES
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Going to a sketchy brothel that was investigated for underage sex trafficking is worse than an affair. So is openly supporting terrorist groups.
JUDGE ME BY MY ENEMIES
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If I said this about vagina’s, I’d be called a misogynist. 🤔🤨
Reneé Rapp says she’s so gay that penises genuinely make her feel sick to her stomach Alexandra Cooper: “What is the most lesbian thing about you?” Reneé Rapp: “Toa said this to me the other day. She was like, ‘You are so fucking gay. You are so much gayer than I am.’” “And I was like, ‘Excuse me? What are you talking about? Look at you. Are we deadass right now?’” “And she was like, ‘No, no, no. You are so much gayer than I am. You are so deeply, deeply, deeply repulsed by dick. It is insane.’” “And it’s true. I can’t even. It makes my stomach turn. It makes me sick to my stomach. I don’t understand it. I can’t get behind it.” “I don’t like the shape. I don’t like the fact that it’s… I hate it. It makes me deeply upset and sick to my stomach.” “Are you aware of something called dorking?” Alexandra Cooper: “No?” Reneé Rapp: “Yeah, don’t be. Oh my God, I’m getting, like, viscerally sick thinking about it.” “It’s where people with dicks, like, they twerk with their… they dance, basically. I just found out about it and I was like, ‘You all are fucking repulsive. You have to stop that right now.’” “I feel assaulted just by hearing it. Just by hearing it.” Alexandra Cooper: “Wait, they’re swinging their wieners around?” Reneé Rapp: “Hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate. I can’t do it.” “When you’re so gay or so lesbian, you can make jokes about it and it’s like, ‘Hee hee hee.’ I’m like, no, literally not at all. It makes me sick to my stomach.” “I’ve just warmed up to it to where I can hear it. But I think that’s the most lesbian thing about me. It makes me viscerally upset. There’s a deep, guttural… I’m literally like, ‘Stop it right now.’”
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i call it like i see it
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Imagine being a male chef at hooters and having to explain that to everyone asking to see ur tits.
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Replying to @NostalgicHubb
why is this a video of nipples getting hairier to a soft dance track in a minor key
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"Is the background in the room with us?" CLEARLY you need a glasses
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