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Breaking News! The official trailer for #ThePaper is here. The show airs Sep. 4 on ⁦@peacock⁩ and obviously my character is a genius.
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Huh. Hard to imagine anyone voting for this asshole, right? Right?
💥#Breaking: NYT confirms that the UAE warned Netanyahu about imminent Hamas attack before Oct. 7 and MBZ's warning "never reached the leaders of Israel’s security establishment, according to five former senior Israeli officials." nytimes.com/2026/09/25/world…
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Israel's Central Elections Committee voted Wednesday to disqualify Mansour Abbas' United Arab List slate from running in the election, as well as the Joint List, which consists of the parties Hadash, Ta'al and Balad. In its decisions, the committee claimed some members of the parties "reject Israel as a Jewish and democratic state." The decisions may be reversed by appeal to the High Court of Justice, which struck down similar rulings in previous election cycles | Michael Hauser Tov, Chen Maanit, Noa Shpigel and Jack Khoury 🔗: haaretz.com/israel-news/elec…
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A lot of people will incorrectly diagnose the Covid conscious lesbian bar drama as a woke problem. True heads understand it as a Massachusetts crank problem. These local cranks exist as part of a sacred fabric of obstinate resistance bostonglobe.com/2026/09/17/m…
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I thought this was a great headline but honestly the article was better.
A lesbian bar in Greenfield eased its stringent mask mandate, a decision that has splintered the queer community in the city and beyond. trib.al/FyZjBWs
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We went on a run, and it was sick.
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just watched the Michael Jackson biopic and found it to be a really touching kids movie.
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Did you know gaslighting isn’t real it’s just something you imagined
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wheezed laughing watching this
Parmesan premieres October 16 on HBO Max. #KateBerlant
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The fact that we’re used to this is CRAZY to me
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If you’re Jewish and not with your family or congregation this weekend, remember that you are part of a community that is not bound by physical location. An eternally unified people, impossible to divide, committed to a set of undying principles. Shana Tova.
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No one told me remembering 9/11 would involve enduring annual bullshit from the dumbest conspiracy theorists imaginable.
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yeah I contain multitudes but by that I mean like a couple. nine tudes max.
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In my morning radio days I used to have a pair of “Shittin Shoes” I kept at work I would switch into so no one would know it was me in the stall.
There’s two types of people in the world. Those who poop at work and those who never poop at work.
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One of my favorite books but the movie was better
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he’s right behind me, isn’t he
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The Post's new reader-submitted obit series is going weekly. The latest installment of What We Remember runs today, and includes a 2-year-old who loved to dress as Snow White and an Oregon river guide enthralled by "the glint of a fishing fly…on the surface of the Columbia."
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If this was my little league coach he would’ve said to me “Hashem hates your fastball today, hit the showers.”
THE GREATEST LL MOUND VISIT OF ALL TIME!! “If you walk the next 5 batters Jesus is still lord,if you strikeout the next 5 batters Jesus is still lord” 🙏🏻 ✝️🙏🏻✝️ #llws #espn #patmcafee
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TWELVE POINT FIVE BILLION FOR THE LAKERS JESUS CHRIST
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Just quickly want to plug two brilliant acts appearing at Joe’s Pub this week One is Michael R. Jackson @TheLivingMJ - who wrote STRANGE LOOP and is a monumental talent. He’s so funny and sharp and there is no one like him 1/
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The other is Dan Hoyle - who is a Bay Area treasure. A question I get in every interview is how real JUST FOR US is and I always wind up talking about the artistic license and exaggeration and etc etc etc Dan does journalism storytelling. And it’s amazing. Please go. 2/2
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